Mark O'Meara
The heads I’d step on to be this guy’s caddy…
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Mark O'Meara
The heads I’d step on to be this guy’s caddy…
John Wayne American Actor
There's just something about Wayne that I'd love to fuck. Top. Bottom. It doesn't matter. He could have gotten whatever he wanted from me.
A real man. This one’s almost too obvious for a caption.
A man and his hat. Or so the old song goes. I’d jump to be a hand on his ranch any day.
I mean, what else can you say? God bless America.
A very frequent patron at the local Country Club, where you worked over the summer. You always had a hard time keeping from staring… and he always noticed.
That’s alright. He was always appreciative of your excellent service, even if you couldn’t keep your eyes to yourself. In fact, at some point, he started to like the attention. And one thick-aired August day… he slipped you a note with his number on it between the bills of his tip. And your heart just about exploded in your ribcage. Maybe you’d be getting a promotion to private caddy very soon.
You’ve given it your all as a meager bellhop, catering to the businessman’s every whim with surgical precision. That hasn’t escaped his attention.
Now he beckons you come in after fetching his room service. He’ll tip you handsomely, of course— he already has. But he has something extra in mind to show his gratitude.
Don Shula
Authority suits a man like him well.
You're better suited to picking up his dry cleaning.
Awesome Suit
You'd be thrilled just to be his butler, and he knows it.
He can be very demanding. So you'd better be up to the task, boy.
Your boss has this air about him, an intangible force that makes your heart quicken every time the two of you are in the same room. The memory of your last successful quarter flashes through your mind like the fleeting reflections of fluorescent light on his glasses, and it's as though his warm paw is patting you on the back all over again.
You find the courage to smile at him. Pleased, he smiles back.
He knows you’re staring. But you can see the invitation just behind his sour expression.
Wisdom is strength. And he's a hell of a bull in either department.
Large and in charge!
Studs at the range.
King of His castle. And boat!
Quiet while the men are talking. Eventually, you’ll be ready to serve without instruction… but they are patient.
Virile older men age like fine wine. A powerful alloy of grace, strength, and security.
Natural, effortless authority. The world keeps running because of smooth, caring guiding hands like his.
You'll learn his every preference. He's a stubborn man.. but somehow, you manage to love him for it anyway.