just finished s7. and poor oblivious it girl eddie diaz. the way both those men were kicking up a huge fuss, both wanting to fuck him so bad then somehow ending up settling for each other, and meanwhile he has no clue what's going on. "wait tommys gay?" girl he has spent like $10,000 trying to get in your pants, buying ringside seats in vegas, trying to impress you with the helicopter, setting up muay thai dates, wanting to get his gay little hands all over you. eddie's like the woman taking a selfie in the ocean and there's a literal black flag flying behind her because she's standing in crocodile infested waters. he is IN the telenovela and has no fucking idea the TV is even on
I have written for Bucky Barnes, Agatha Harkness, Carol Danvers, Natasha Romanoff, and Sam Wilson.
I have WIPs for Yelena Belova, too.
My stories may have adult themes. You are responsible for your own media consumption.
Multi-Character Pairings
One Shots
Birds of a Feather (Bucky Barnes x fem!reader x Sam Wilson x Joaquin Torres)
You and Bucky were already in a committed relationship when you both fall in love with Sam. What happens when Joaquin comes into the picture and starts questioning his sexuality?
Bucky Barnes
One Shots
Beautiful Mess
Bucky tries to cook you a food you’ve been craving. It goes wrong, but it also goes right.
Almost Kisses
Bucky's kisses have become a daily part of your life together, but it wasn’t always that way.
All These Things That I've Done
In which Bucky leaves behind a loving note every time he goes on a mission. But what happens when you stumble on a letter not meant to be found… yet?
In Another Life
Bucky is certain you only see him as a friend. It only took him travelling to a different reality to realise otherwise.
Comfortable and Easy
You are the only person Bucky could ever spend a domestic evening with.
Bloodstains and Daydreams
You and Bucky fantasize about starting a family while tending to each other’s wounds.
Under my Skin
Bucky is always ready to give his girl cuddles.
Hot Chocolate?
Bucky wakes up from a nightmare and can’t find you.
Do Humans Dream of Normal Sheep?
Generations ago, your family was cursed to never sleep. Now that the curse is broken, Bucky helps you rest by telling you a bedtime story.
Of Black Ink and White Lillies
Bucky wants to get a tattoo, so he asks you for advice.
Morning Coffee
A short fic in which he makes you coffee every morning, without fail.
The Great Wave
Bucky would do anything to make his girl happy. He would even risk his life to get you the perfect gift.
Altar Ghosts
While on a mission with Bucky Barnes, you’re forced to confront your ex-fiancé, who left you at the altar. Bucky helps you realize you deserve far better than the man who broke your heart.
Happily Ever Eventually
Sam and Yelena are helping you and Bucky plan your wedding.
Love in Full Bloom
Bucky thinks everything he touches dies, but the plants in your apartment prove otherwise.
Dangerous Game
Bucky Barnes is dating a trigger-happy antihero, and she has him wrapped around her finger. She’s just Bucky’s pretty girl, and he lets her get away with everything.
Temple
Bucky Barnes is struggling to say ‘I love you,’ so he says other things to make sure you know he cares.
Breaking Point
You and Bucky had always hated each other. When Bucky gets injured during a mission, you start wondering if the hatred was just masking something else.
Strays
Bucky has a soft spot for strays.
Soft Lights
A short fic in which you and Bucky get high together.
Kickoff
A short fic in which Bucky tries supporting your favourite football team.
Hypothetically: Version 1 / Version 2
The Thunderbolts* crew gossip about Bucky's love life / Your ragtag group of supernatural superheroes gossip about your love life. (A one-shot told in two perspectives!)
Sleeper
When Bucky falls in love with the antihero he’s sleeping with, he offers her a place in the Thunderbolts*.
Match
You finally found your intellectual match in Bucky Barnes.
Full Throttle
Bucky thinks he hooked up with a really pretty mechanic.
The Catalyst
In this universe, you and Bucky are happy. In other universes, it might not be that simple.
Portals
You teach Bucky how to open portals using a sling ring. Turns out, he’s a menace with that thing.
Getaway
No one knows Bucky is dating an F1 driver until you show up in a getaway car for mission extraction.
Papercuts
You, a mutant loyal to Magneto, gets transported to a world where mutants don’t exist. As you fall in love with Bucky Barnes, you start questioning Magneto’s views and start embracing the ideas of your old teacher, Charles Xavier.
The Art of Thieving
Bucky starts investigating a series of art thefts… and starts helping the thief.
Back on Track
After a brutal crash during a race, Bucky won’t leave your bedside.
Word of the Day
A short fic in which you teach him modern slang words.
Depths
Bucky is an open book and you don’t trust anyone enough to reveal your past. What happens when Bucky insists you don’t have to go through it alone?
Armed and Dangerous
A short fic in which he gets an upgraded arm and it gives you (dirty) thoughts.
Alpine and the Alien
Your and Bucky’s cat, Alpine, fucks around and finds out.
Snow
You love the snow. Bucky can’t stand it, but he can’t bring himself to tell you, either.
The Land Shark
A short fic in which Bucky gets attached to Jeff the Land Shark.
Loose Ends
Your husband, Bucky Barnes, finally meets your multiversal best friend, Wade Wilson.
Swipe Right
You matched with Bucky Barnes, your teammate, on a dating app.
Golden
Bucky watches the Golden Globes with you, only to be adorably jealous when your celebrity crush, Sebastian Stan, wins an award.
Irresistible
Falling in love with Bucky Barnes is a little complicated when you also happen to be Yelena’s ex-girlfriend.
Devil's Backbone
When you fall in love with Bucky Barnes, you start hunting down anyone who has ever wronged him. What happens when he finds out?
Dinner and Diatribes
Bucky has a crush on you… and your knives. Who knew weapons turned him on?
Autobot Dad
Bucky’s daughter loves the Transformers cartoons. She asks Bucky if he’s an autobot.
Bloody Mary
When you inherit a criminal empire from your father, Bucky Barnes decides to investigate you. He hadn’t expected you to be so… charming.
Perception
Congressional Candidate Bucky Barnes starts sleeping with his campaign manager. What happens when he wants more than just sex?
Princess
You fall for Bucky Barnes, the Avenger assigned as your bodyguard. When a photo of the two of you kissing leaks to the tabloids, your clients start questioning your company’s integrity.
All American All-Star
Falling for the club’s American striker, Bucky Barnes, was never part of the plan— especially since your father happens to own the club. (Football/soccer au)
Better Man
Trapped in an abusive relationship, you cross paths with Bucky Barnes. Maybe, you deserve a second chance at love.
The Congressman's Secretary
Bucky forgets his birthday. You, his secretary, remember.
Menace
A short fic in which he showers with one arm (and with you).
Smitten
Sam finally meets Bucky’s girlfriend, though you’re not who he thinks you are.
Midnight Zoomies
Your super soldier husband always gets a burst of energy after a mission.
Cheer Up, Barnes
When you go undercover as a Professional Cheerleader, Bucky’s thoughts become filthy.
The Lady, or The Tiger?
Bucky is in love with you, but he doesn't even know what you really look like. What happens when he finds out?
Sanctuary
Bucky needs to vent, and you’re there to listen. One day, you both try a powerful sex magic ritual that blurs the line between healing and love.
Siren
Bucky is obsessed with you. He is insanely, hopelessly, unhealthily obsessed with you.
Praise
Bucky realises he has a praise kink after getting a tattoo.
Jackass
Everyone is horrified that Bucky is flirting with a married woman, but then they realise there's a reason why.
Simplify
Bucky falls in love with his best friend's ex-girlfriend.
Spare Parts
Your boyfriend gets used to life with one arm.
Hypersonic Missiles
Congressman Barnes falls in love with a fiercely progressive senator. What happens when he starts regretting going into politics at all?
Have We Met Before?
America Chavez says that you and Bucky are together in every universe.
Don't Touch the Tech Girl
Sam told Bucky that you, his new tech engineer, was off-limits. But that just makes Bucky want you more.
Frostbites
Bucky found you injured in the middle of a snowstorm.
Hold On
Bucky has trouble holding hands until he meets you.
Small Circles
Bucky Barnes is still getting used to modern dating… and hates that you have to work with your exes.
The Beholder
Bucky Barnes struggles with intimacy. Perhaps, he just needed to see himself through your eyes.
Kindred Spirits
Bucky starts courting you, a woman out of time.
Series / Multi-parts
Of Heroes and Heartstings Masterlist (Completed)
Bucky Barnes develops a crush on the researcher who interviewed him.
Waste a Moment Masterlist (Completed)
Bucky had always kept his distance, but seeing you get hurt on a mission changed everything. For the first time, he has a chance to start over with you.
Dark Necessities Masterlist (Ongoing and Paused)
You drink Bucky’s blood out of necessity and accidentally form a primal bond that has the ability to unlock an ancient ritual magic.
My Own Soul's Warning + Supporting Stories Masterlist (Ongoing)
This is a series of one-shots that revolve around you, a cosmic entity who falls in love with Bucky Barnes and sacrifices everything.
In Her Corner (completed)
Bucky had already found the love of his life in the 1940s— a boxer, just like him. But as a woman in a male-dominated sport, your success looks different from his. In the present day, Sam offers to help Bucky track your family down… never imagining you might still be alive.
Super Soldier Support Group (completed)
Sam Wilson starts a Support Group for Super Soldiers. You and Bucky sit next to each other during the sessions.
Spoils of War (ongoing)
Your father, the God of War, trained you to be his executioner— his weapon. When he assigns you a mission on Earth, you encounter Bucky, who helps you see yourself as more than a weapon. He offers you refuge and helps you go into hiding. Knowing that his favourite child has gone rogue, your father sends your half-brothers, Phobos and Deimos to bring you home.
Agatha Harkness
One Shots
To be Loved
A short fic in which Agatha makes sure you can never die.
Perfection
You and Agatha are on a perfect picnic date when its started raining. Why not dance in the rain?
Safe and Sound
You have been cursed. Agatha will stop at nothing to destroy the witch that cursed you.
Winter of 1984
Agatha always makes sure you fall asleep safe and warm in her arms, even as the coldest winter in generations raged on outside.
Natasha Romanoff
One Shots
Muse
You are an artist, and your greatest muse is an assassin.
Pirouette
Steve and Sam set Natasha up with a professional ballerina, but they already know each other.
Sam Wilson
One Shots
The Future's Overdue
A year after breaking up with Sam Wilson, he shows up at your doorstep.
Use Somebody
It’s Valentine’s Day and neither you nor your best friend Sam has plans, so he invites you over for movie night.
Carol Danvers
One Shots
Peace and Quiet
A short fic in which Carol always seems to run off to save a distant galaxy before breakfast.
Various blurbs and ideas!
Bucky, Steve, and Sam as dads
Bucky has a light up arm
Sub!Bucky headcanons
Happy and Bucky spend Christmas together
You're dating Bucky and also Olivia Walker's Best Friend
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