benny

just a girl with no social life

[horrorphil1-deactivated20160802]

[feeforcuriosity]

x

[illmakeuhowell]

my contribution to society.

[x]

[crispyphan]

this video just cleared my skin and paid my bills and raised my gpa

[phankidsneversleep]

This has helped my life gotten my GPA to a 4.0 and has cured cancer and world hunger

[urlocalmomdad]

Bless

[danisontnonfire]

This solved all my problems

[frostingsuga]

I watch this literally everyday

[danyphil]

This is all I needed

[myphansideblog]

You can’t stop me from reblogging twice

[just-shower-thoughts]

When people don’t sit next to me on public transit I feel both slightly relieved and slightly rejected.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Olympics should have a ‘For Fun’ section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

[clffcndx-blog]

I love this so much @danisnotonfire (Not mine. Credit to @/phanswaffle ig)

[just-shower-thoughts]

If everything that’s happened in 2016 happened in 2012, we’d all be taking the whole Mayan apocalypse thing very seriously.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re over 30, you were alive before every cat in the world.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whenever I want to know about something, I google it and then click on the Wikipedia link. I never go straight to Wikipedia.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When setting the table, the fork goes on the left and has the same number of letters as left. The spoon and the knife go on the right, and have the same number of letters as right.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I can’t decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

[tastefullyoffensive]

It was probably a dad joke. (via theblessedone)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists playing dodge ball until we have an ultimate champion.

[exposedconspiracies]

CONSPIRACY #39

This year’s election is actually a giant social experiment that the government is testing on us. The people who want to vote for Trump will be banned from this nation. 

[exposedconspiracies]

CONSPIRACY#48

Pokémon Go was helped developed by governments to force us all to get active because they knew we couldn’t resist. It may be the solution to American obesity.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you break the laws of man,you go to jail.If you break the laws of God,you go to hell.If you break the laws of physics,you go to Sweden and get the nobel prize.

[just-shower-thoughts]

OP’s who apologize for grammar because they’re not native English speakers almost always have the best grammar.