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@clicky-clacky-davey
Hello! This is a blog for a tiny hermit crab companion made by @askthepandoranhero and companion to @once-and-future-secretary !
Said crab’s name is Davey, and all posts will be preceded by [clicky-clack] as Davey can comprehend speech and read, he has a hard time stringing words together; the [clicky-clack] is an algorithm that helps him get his words in order.
[clicky-clack]
Do the other crab think like Davey?
@once-and-future-secretary
Should Davey be worrieD that he has not made new frens with the lady bots that are followeing everyone else?
Is Davey not frendly enough?
davey you bring so much joy to my day. Please continue clicky clacking your way onto my dash. <3
Thank. 3> Davey shred many paper today
Does Hyperion allow employees to have pets of the organic kind? (Cats, dogs, fish, etc). Or can they only have synthetic pets? (Robot dogs, loader bots, the totally decommissioned claptrap units, etc).
Asking for a friend 👀
Hyperion is not concerned with what you do in your free time. However, if you decide to keep fellow employees and/or test subjects and/or essential infrastructure as a pet, we advise against letting it infere with work hours.
Should Daveyy leav Meg aalone during workk?
[clickyclack]
Davey like yellow w
Pretty colr
[clicky-clack]
Timy legg stuckkkk
Keyyboard toobigg
Wait, wait wait - be careful, let me get you out.
[Davey stops moving entirely and looks up at Meg with very trusting eyes]
Good Morning,
Davey cannot find Me g. Can f i nd Meg for Dave y?
- @clicky-clacky-davey
Deploying: [CleaningBot] from your [location] to [Head Office]!
Enjoy your ride: Home! :)
[clickyclack]
Thank✨
Davey wand er too far
[clicky-clack]
Timy legg stuckkkk
Keyyboard toobigg
*leaves a miniature rubik's cube*
[Davey ponders the rubik's cube]
...
[He picks it up with his little claws before playfully dropping it, making a clacking noise]
! [Davey chirps curiously and keeps continuously dropping the cube, sometimes throwing it to chase after it and then throwing it again]
[clicky-clack]
Poem by Davey
Words put together
Metal clicks and whirs
Tiny legs
keyboard is big
Davey am small
*leaves a miniature rubik's cube*
[Davey ponders the rubik's cube]
...
[He picks it up with his little claws before playfully dropping it, making a clacking noise]
! [Davey chirps curiously and keeps continuously dropping the cube, sometimes throwing it to chase after it and then throwing it again]
[clicky-clack]
Davey. Meg. Kelley. Hyperion. Vault. Battery. Plant. Pencil. Practice. Paper. Line. Scratch. Noise.
Don’t mind Davey. Typing practice.
WOAH!!!! youre so good at typing thats incredible how many words can you type a minute do you have a text to speech mode or do you just kinda vibe can you write with a pencil or paper or do you just type also hi i'm connie its nice to meet you davey you seem super sweet and nice did you know that crabs have been separately evolved multiple times over the course of human history i wish i was a crab that would be so nice
🌠life is beautiful🌠
[clicky-clack]
Hello Connie. It is nice to meet you.
Davey can only type on a keyboard. Writing with penn is hard. Pens are big and Davey am small. Also sometimes Davey’s legs get sstuck on the keys. Does not happen often.
Yes. Davey did know that about crabs. However. Davey is a robot in shape of crab. Davey cannot physicallly evolve.
@once-and-future-secretary
[clicky-clack]
Meg, please make that man give me paper.
Want to shred. Thank.✨
[clicky-clack]
Davey is making a lot of new friends✨
