Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

My name is Lorna and I'm a great reblogger

[hooralayn-deactivated20160912]

if im marrying u n we’re not from the same country u best teach me ur language aint having ur aunties calling me ugly with no translation

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

[efada]

Sure it’s only the mocks…

Ancient Irish education Proverb (via efada)

[stability]

[sizvideos]

Jimmy Fallon asked his audience to tweet what they would buy if they win the Superball lottery with the hashtag #IfIWonPowerball - Full video

[plnts-deactivated20150108]

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

[gaynedleeds-archive]

college students

[mushiest]

[beardsbluntsbroncos]

[sharkchunks]

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

[friendsfans]

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

ok you’re thick but is your heart thick ? 🐸☕️

[emigration]

that’s actually called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and people die from it

[itsmichaelmedrano-deactivated20]

Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.

[mymockingbirds]

I’m gonna post a selfie every time I wear this lipstick

[lovlae]

bras can be so cute but i hate them, same with boys!

[astroho]

me? a jealous hoe? absolutely.

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[goldenpaint]

I ask my self 48 times a day “am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” the answer is always yes of course