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not madelyn cline - just an rp blog blog.

[cliiines]

madelyn ( maddie ) cline is a twenty-seven year old actress who currently resides in los angeles, california. she was born on the 21st of december, making her a sagittarius. madelyn is currently single and identifies as bisexual.

— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS —

best friends

ride or die

dated the same person, but now they're friends

exes who are now friends

unfaithful friends ( always spilling each others secrets )

protective older friend

unlikely friends

partners in crime

more than friends, they’re like ~siblings~

party friends

friends that are a good influence on each other

friends that are a bad influence on each other

confidant

acquaintance

work friends

— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS —

partner

exes ( ended on good terms )

exes ( ended on bad terms ) - zack bia

exes ( ended on underdetermined terms ) - chase stokes, pete davidson

sparked a romance rumor or two

friends with benefits

matched on raya and went on a date ( good / bad up to us )

flirtationship

pr relationship

full circle relationship ( always breaking up and getting back together )

exes who still have feelings for each other

one night stand

— ENEMIES / MISC CONNECTIONS —

ex friends

frenemies

her celebrity crush

rivals

superficial friends

oh my god and they were room-mates

[gigihfm]

Nooo - don't manifest that for me. I can't believe that you're working against me here, Mads. Might cry a little. Again. The most genius to ever genius, obviously. If I ever need good ideas then I'm coming straight to you. My sister has twin boys who are about a year older than Noah and I really don't know how she does it. Those kids are a handful, especially when it's them and my kid together. So much chaotic energy all in one area. I don't even want to know what it's going to be like once Noah starts walking. We're all in trouble. Rob said he wants four kids so I told him next time I'm pregnant we actually better pray for twins otherwise I'm going to be having kids well into my 40s and I don't know how I feel about that one since we're going to be waiting a few years between this one and any other children we have. Yes - I like that. We're like platonic soulmates. Yeah, I mean - the song only played for a couple of seconds in the movie but I'm taking it since that was one of my early solo songs. Oft - I love that for you but I fear that I'm too straight to understand it fully. It's really a curse. You're still a bad bitch. Own it, baby. Ohhh, yeah - I'm an angry crier, too. It's a bit of a ridiculous feeling because what do you mean that I'm crying and getting all red in the face? Of course I'll record it but you're going to be seeing it in person soon enough.

[cliiines]

sorry, sorry. i fear it's too late to take it back now. if it helps, i promise to doordash you any of these weird cravings, okay? shh, i would never work against you. i'm always so for you, babes. that's truly wild. like, it lowkey sounds like a scene out of a sitcom, ya know? just missing the fake laugh track whenever one of the little ones does something to send you spiralling. four? sheesh, brother, relax. in a way it's nice for them to have siblings, but also that's so many. mhm, kids well into your 40s doesn't sound fun. twins it is for you then, i guess. or just talk some sense into him about four being wild. platonic soulmates is so true. i love it for us. that actually sucks for you - no offence. although to be fair, i still let men ruin my life, so we're kinda even. i just get to kiss pretty girls sometimes, to make up for it. a bad bitch who cries. i'll get that added to my wikipedia or something. right? it's bad. like, i'm not hurt i'm mad, don't let the tears fool you. yeah, but i need it caught on camera so i can relive it whenever i want. cutest little guy in the whole world, for real.

[cliiines]

@.madelyncline posted to her instagram feed: greetings from ur local neighborhood (maybe) final girl 🪝

[ttomhollvnd]

i'm almost sure of it. you can do it. i believe in you. and i'll definitely be seeing it this upcoming week. just so i can talk to you about it and see you being a kickass final girl. it really is. they're always keeping an eye on me now and make sure i won't post anything on social media. but i mean, i'm not as bad as ruffalo. he had instagram live on during a premiere of one of the avengers movies. you couldn't see anything but you could hear things. that's worse than me. i'll see if i can make my list of excuses public. don't want to give too much away yet. it might've been.

[cliiines]

thanks for your belief, spidey. no seriously, i appreciate it. and i know you're a booked and busy man, so if you don't tune in to see me being a kickass final girl right away, then i'll understand. oh no, really? you should scare them one day and post on your socials anyways. shut up. that's so funny. he's kind of old though. we expect that type of behavior, ya know? definitely worse than you. but that video of you holding the confidential do not share piece of paper was quite funny. was that a bit, or for real? hm, you're learning. i think you're safe to share an excuse or two. just with me and i pinky swear that i won't tell. well, you can put a big old strike through make madelyn blush on that list of yours.

[selimtlr]

As she continued to tease him, moving her hand along his length, moans continued to escape him. In his opinion it had been too long since they had been together - and although he did have a part to blame in it - he wanted to figure out how they could see more of each other, even if Maddie was going to be busy in the coming months. "I'm fine." The actor breathed out, although he was very far from it. He could feel the control slipping so when Madelyn closed her eyes, a smirk formed on his lips. Even if he liked to give the illusion that he was in control, Miles knew that Madelyn usually had the upper hand when it came to them and when they were fucking. "Mhm. Cause no one knows you the way I do." Even if they hadn't ever been in a committed relationship like the way she had been with the other guy that she was sleeping with.

As she stepped back from him, Miles let out a soft sigh - the loss of contact was something he didn't want to deal with for too long. "Always in my head." He whispered, a moment of weakness showing. He often couldn't think straight when around her, and this was proof. Knowing that just his words had such an effect on her, it filled his ego - something that he wasn't going to tell her, just yet - because the younger woman would find a way to knock him down a peg or two. Watching her pull off her tank top, the actor quickly closed the gap between them. "You're so fucking beautiful, Maddie." Bending down, his pushed her hair behind her ear, kissing the curve of her neck and sucking on it gently - just enough to leave a light mark. "No touching yourself." His whispered, pulling her hands away. "You don't need to do that when you're with me. I'll take care of you." Guiding the actress to the bed, he helped her to lay on it.

Kissing down Madelyns front, nipping at the places he knew she was sensitive, Miles resisted the urge to mark her more. Hooking his fingers just under her sweatpants and panties, he made quick work of removing them. "Going to fuck you with my fingers and mouth. Get you pleading for me." He loved telling Madelyn exactly his plan - at least while he could think straight a little bit. Brushing his thumb along the top of her thigh, pushing her legs apart. "So ready for me." He breathed out before pushing his fingers inside her as his mouth found her clit. Pumping his fingers slowly at first as his tongue found the rhythm he knew she liked.

[cliiines]

it felt like a battle of attrition between the two of them at times - a never ending push and pull over who had the upper hand. madelyn wouldn't admit it, but she felt like miles came out on top more often than not. still, she revelled in those moments where it felt like the roles were reversed, a self satisfied smirk finding her lips at the way he responded about being fine when it was so clear that he wasn't. "hm, you totally sound fine," the actress teased. a brow quirked a little at his following statement - no one knows you the way i do - said with such confidence that madelyn couldn't even try to deny it. granted, she had already admitted to thinking about miles while she'd been with zack, had acknowledged that nobody fucked her in the way that he did. really, she knew that she shouldn't have done that. least of all because it was only going to make his ego grow out of control. but if she was admitting to things that maybe she shouldn't have, then perhaps miles was too. because madelyn could so easily read into that comment about always being in his head. but the actress didn't want to make things weird, so she chose to take it in the way she was certain miles intended - that she was in his head when it came to sex, not generally speaking. "mhm, flattery will absolutely get you everywhere, teller," the blonde replied, wishing that she could will away the blush that colored her cheeks in response to his compliment. "don't you start leaving marks behind now - you'll have the whole makeup department talking." contrary to her words, madelyn found herself leaning into his touch, the feeling of his lips against her skin sending a shiver up her spine. "can't blame a girl for being impatient," she said, not bothering to argue any further because ultimately miles taking care of her was a whole lot better than doing it herself. the blonde let out a soft exhale as she settled back against the mattress, relief that finally miles was touching her in the way that she wanted. "you're going to have to work for it if you want to get me begging," she challenged, lust blown hues watching eagerly as he parted her thighs. "mhm, you had me so fucking wet from the moment i arrived, baby." and she'd been itching for miles to touch her for just as long, a whimper of his name fleeing her lips when he put those talented fingers to use. her teeth dug into her lower lip, head lolling back against the pillow in pleasure. "fuck, mi. that's so good," she whined, her hips rolling down against his touch eagerly. "thought about this so many times. how good your fingers feel fucking me. so much better than my own." the actress breathes out, one hand managing a full grip to his hair while the other moves up her body to take her breast in hand.

[hotandfunnywomen]

Madelyn Cline

[gigihfm]

Oh, you're completely right about that one. But I'm also grateful that I haven't had too weird of cravings. At least, not yet. Feeling slightly blessed in that one. Incognito mode is smart - I wouldn't have thought to do that and then someone would see my search history and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me. So I'm glad that you're the one who volunteered to do this. Yes - I mean Noah and this new little one. Oh my god. I couldn't imagine having twins. I'm already nervous enough about just the one considering that even though Noah hid himself pretty well, he was a big fella. Having two at the same time?... Now you've got me worried that one would be hiding. Although they can't, right? the ultrasound only picked up one heartbeat. You got me wondering the same thing - how did I get to have a friend like you? You're being way too kind to me. Oh - no. We've been on one of the transformers movie sound tracks and I've got a song on Jennifers body but I never went to their premieres. Nothing wrong with getting teary. You can still be a bad bitch and be emotional. Damn. Can't believe you're more excited about Noah visiting. Actually, yes I can. Forget I said that. I'm rewatching OBX like you said I should and every time you come on the screen he says "Mad!" Kid barely started saying Mama but he's got your name down pat, apparently.

[cliiines]

you know that you've totally jinxed yourself now, right? the weirdest pregnancy cravings are about to be incoming, for real. i'm a genius - big brained and all of that. okay, cool. just checking that you weren't springing twins on us, hayles. mhm, twins is a kinda scary thought, to be honest. all the kudos to those that manage that with ease. they totally can't hide, babe. they'd have seen it on the ultrasound, for sure. you're fine! there's no twins in your immediate future. i guess we're just the friend that the other deserves and needs, right? i like it for us. no shit, jennifers body? no offence to rob, but that's way more of a flex than being on the twilight soundtrack. probably lucky you didn't go to that premiere, too. how would one be expected to ever get over megan fox after being in her presence during her peak? i'd be down bad, single forever because i'm pining. can you? i don't know, i feel like it takes away from my bad bitch energy when i decide to cry at absolutely everything. i'm an angry crier, too. which is so annoying. sorry, sorry. love you and all, but it's noah. oh stop, here come the tears again because that's so cute. can you pretty please record him the next time he does that? it'll make my whole year.

[gigihfm]

Honestly - can't wait. No one can judge me for stuffing my face, either. It's a good day to be me. The fact that you're going to be googling this is fucking hilarious - lets hope that no one goes through your google history because that would be something. Love that you're thinking about the future but you know that means you're offering for two babies, right? Think that you can handle that? Pretty glitter pen? You're really bringing out the fancy shit here, babes. You're really treating me all special and stuff. What did I do to deserve you as a friend? Or maybe I will just wear a really hot pant suit. Or a pretty dress. I'll ask my stylist to help me out. She'll know what looks best cause I'm kind of clueless when it comes to events. Usually I just throw on an oversized tee. I know! I'm not a movie star so the invites to these sorts of things don't come along. Of course - playing favorites with our work is one of the things we can play favorites with. You're allowed to cry. Just save it for the weekend when I come and see you this weekend. I'll have your favorite tag along, though. Noah's been asking about seeing you. I'm sure of it, with his little babbles. Don't question it.

[cliiines]

to be fair, you shouldn't be getting judged for doing that regardless of being pregnant or not. but you can eat all kinds of weird food combos without getting the side-eye, so that's a slay. well, i'm going to be doing this searching while on incognito mode. it'll be just between me and my internet provider. and you. because i'll be sharing the results with you, of course. two babies? do you mean for noah and the little one? because yes, that i know. or, is this your way of telling me you're having twins? regardless, i can absolutely handle it. i'll be the babysitter of everyone's dreams, for real. only the fanciest shit for you, gorgeous. oh please, what did i do to deserve you as a friend? oh, a hot pant suit would eat. it's so bad bitch coded. you'll look great whatever you decide on. hm, well, that's a fair point. although, surely twilight isn't the only film soundtrack that you've been featured on? i know, i know. i'm trying to cry less though, i get teary far too easily. my fave is coming?! okay, best news ever. i've missed that lil' cutie terribly. that is definitely what he's been saying. i speak baby babble, so i can guarantee it.

[hayleyfm]

Ugh. You're so annoying. Why would I lie? Suddenly I think that I'm going to ban Brooke from set so that you two can't talk. Maybe somehow hack your phone so that her number is blocked, too. I already don't know peace from you being in my life so I think that's fine. I'll survive. Things with Gracie and I are great - she's going to come visit on set soon. So I'm excited for that. Try not to steal her away from me please and thank you.

[cliiines]

i know you are, but what am i? you're going to hack my phone? sounds dangerous. i guess i blinked and missed you becoming some computer genius or whatever. i'm going to text brooke now anyways. too bad, too sad. that's a good lack of peace, this will be bad. do you remember that vine i didn't get no sleep cause of ya'll - that's the impact i'm going to have on your life if you touch them, okay? hm, cute. don't you start showing up to your scenes late now, starkey. i'm not going to promise that. actually, i'm going to actively work to steal her. sorry!

[jacobelordiis]

madelyn cline and drew starkey at the outer banks season four premiere

[cliiines]

@werdsty

[selimtlr]

"I do what I want, Madelyn." Miles replied with a smirk playing on his lips. The actor loved to get underneath the blondes skin, to get every reaction that he possibly could from her, whether it was good or bad. Looking down at her, he let out a short breath - debating on if he should try and make the situation better, or leave it how it was. Whatever explanation he gave, felt like it wouldn't be good enough. "I was booking a flight and hauling ass to get here." A slight grin played on his lips. "Needed to see you that badly." Just maybe that would make her smile, or at the very least, not be so mad. He didn't answer about the not doing it again thing, especially since it wasn't something that he thought he could keep to.

"You love my cock." He said, before quickly adding "And how cocky I can be." As Madelyn ran her hands along his clothed cock, Miles sucked in a breath - touching himself to the idea of Maddie was a terrible idea, now he was sensitive to anything that she did. "Madelyn..." He muttered, trying to her her to stop, but his hips pushed forward slightly. There were little things that she did that showed the actor exactly how she was effected by his words and how easily she was, too. He always loved how receptive she was to everything that he did, at least physically. "Mhm. You do." Miles didn't want to think about what any of that meant - he figured that whatever was going on between them was purely physical for the both of them - that craving wasn't anything to read into too much. Plus, he didn't want to think too much about things now that he was getting a divorce, even if he left his wife for her. "Fuck, baby..." He pushed his hips forward once again as her hands wrapped around his length. Trying to form a coherent thought.

"As much as I love when you're gagging on it. Taking me in with that pretty little mouth of yours." Bringing his other hand up, he brushed his thumb slowly along her lower lip. "I was thinking about how good you look when you're underneath me. Where I can see your face just as I hit the right spot. Over. And over." Pressing a kiss to her lips and tugging on the lower one, he pulled away slightly. "One leg pushed up over my shoulder so I can fuck you, deeply. How your tits feel in my hand." As he described things, his hand moved down to cup her breast, squeezing it gently as his thumb moved along where he knew her nipple was. "Then your body tensing up as you come, moaning out my name. It's a sound I'm never going to get tired of." Leaning down, he kissed just below her ear before muttering. "My favorite sound in the world. Thought about it many times while fucking my wife." The answer to the message she had sent him before he booked his tickets.

[cliiines]

at that response, madelyn rolled her eyes once again. that was the thing about the actor - he was always able to get under her skin far too easily and honestly, it drove her a little crazy at times. "you're insufferable," she commented, but she allowed herself to be flattered by his words regardless. it wasn't what she'd asked of miles and if she was to be left on read again the blonde would be angered once more. but for now she was content with being told that he'd needed to see her. "mhm, it's almost like you missed me, isn't it?" she teased.

"you think?" for a moment, madelyn was tempted to pull her hand away - just to teach him a lesson for being so cocky about it - but the way that miles reacted to her touch more than made up for it. drawing her lower lip between her teeth, the blonde glanced up at him from behind full lashes, her expression a whole lot more innocent than the manner in which she was behaving. "hm, that's my name," she teased. "you alright there, handsome?" her lips quirked into a smug smirk as she moved her hand at a slow pace, a manicured brow arched in amusement. as much as the actor got to her physically, she knew it was the same for him. still, her enjoyment in feeling like she held the upper hand was short lived, because the moment he started talking again the blonde could feel herself ready to become putty in his hands. her eyes fluttered closed, a flush settling over her cheeks. and sure, it was often about sex between the two of them, but they rarely moved this quickly and the actress was struck by how much had transpired before he had kissed her for the first time. she let out a soft whimper, at this point she was unsure if it was in response to the way he tugged at her lip, or if it was a reply to the vivid picture that he was painting. "miles, fuck, i need that so bad. haven't been fucked like that since the last time with you," madelyn admitted, breath hitching in her throat. almost immediately she felt her nipples harden beneath the flimsy fabric of her tank top, her head falling back slightly. and there it was, the answer to the question that madelyn knew she should never have asked. it was bad, that much she knew, but god, if that didn't turn her on just as much as everything else miles had said thus far. "that's so bad, mi. my voice in your head while you fucked her." she took a few small steps backward, intent on moving things towards the bedroom because madelyn simply wasn't patient enough to hold out much longer. "but, i'll be honest, thinking about that has made me so wet." the actress held his gaze as she spoke, moving to slip out of her sweatpants, the tank top that adorned her torso finding it’s way onto the floor soon afterwards. "i want you so badly, baby," her tone was desperate, a breathy little whimper of his name falling from her lips as digits pushed past her panties to finally circle her clit. "need you to take me to bed, mi. fuck me so good that the only thing i know is your name."

[hayleyfm]

Pft. You're just being dramatic now, Maddie. Exaaaactly. Although don't ask my siblings that cause they'll say that I have tried to kill them even though that's completely false. People love Rafe. What can I say? He's a bad boy who does a lot of bad things. Ah, but that's where you're wrong. I was even going to take your extensions so that I could wear bows to Gracies shows. But we've moved onto bandannas now. I don't need 'em. Okay, if you say so but I'll be here when you need me.

[cliiines]

i'm an actress - it's my job to be dramatic. i feel like you're lying and that it's definitely not false. i'll ask brooke the next time i run into her. she'll spill your secrets, i'm sure of it. mhm, not sure why they do though. no offence! drew, if you touch my extensions then i swear to god you're never going to know peace ever again. but moving past that, look at you - such a little fanboy. it's cute. thanks, i appreciate that. but enough about me, how are things with you and gracie?

[gigihfm]

It's a good kind of cry. I'm going to blame my hormones and everything for this. Even if I usually am an emotional being. If you figure it out then please let me know cause you've kind of got my interest there. Maybe people just go fucking insane with the glitter and rub it all on each other. Kind of like when you do a painting with your partner but it's while you're fucking. Oh. Oops. I mean... if you're volunteering but I know you're a busy gal. We can just get my family to watch him if we're that desperate but I'd say at the moment, we still have a healthy sex life. As evident by me getting pregnant again. Oops. I'll just play the footage for him and have a laugh. I'm sure that he's going to love it. You're stalking them until they get a paternity test? That's kind of hilarious. I honestly don't know how I would react if one of my guys came and told me they were suddenly a dad. I'd probably go off how they were acting. There's a ticket with my name on it? I think you just made my whole year. My goodness. I'll be there. And be dragging the man along with me, too. Getting all glammed up sounds so much fun. I haven't been to a movie premiere like this since... Twilight. Just a film festival here and there. Projects are always going to be special. in some sort of way. Each album I've created as a place in my heart, some more than others. I can't wait to see what you end up doing. You're an amazing actress and I'm so fucking proud of you, Mads.

[cliiines]

hm, well, that's actually a valid excuse. you can blame everything on hormones now. it's kind of a brilliant excuse and i hope you're taking advantage while you can. i'll research and get back to you, okay? pray for my search history - shit's about to get weird up in there. well, i volunteered. then i thought about the logistics of the fact that i'm busy for at least the next few months. but like, it's an i owe you volunteer, okay? in the future, i'll babysit so that you can get some in peace. that's good. a healthy sex life is important. no, not stalking - although, that could work too - i'm shaking them. as in, i would grab them by the shoulders and shake until they relent. it'd work, i know it. mhm, your name in pretty glitter pen. really?! ugh, i'm so glad you said that because i can think of nothing i'd love more than having you there. exactly. the chance to get glammed up and wear a pretty dress? what's not to love? for real? that's forever ago, hayles. well, it's sorted then. you're coming and we'll have the best time! we shouldn't, but we play favorites with our work, don't we? stop, stop. if you keep it up i'll be the one crying and i don't even have pregnancy hormones to blame!

[cliiines]

@.madelyncline posted to her instagram feed: we know what u did last summer 👀

[lewispullmanx]

pretty much, yeah. maybe that should be my new thing, only playing character named bob. it really did. made my entire day. you do have a point. whenever we do a project, it's because we felt something for it and then we need to be proud of it. that's one of my strengths, being able to convince people to try certain things. that's your one term and condition? you're just making it very easy for me then. i'm already done filming so i've been back in LA. also mostly to rehearse a bit with the band as we've got some shows coming up. so if you're free one of these days, i can come watch the movie with you. my lips are sealed. i think when you watch thunderbolts, you'll just fall madly in love with yelena. that's the only downside of doing a horror movie, but we'll gladly take it when the end result will be amazing. i will keep my fingers crossed for you. if you don't, i might send an angry letter.

[cliiines]

you should get that written into all of your contracts, actually. it's bob or bust. that would be quite the thing to be known for. hm, well, happy to have made your entire day, then. exactly! it's cool to be proud of our work, i think. is it? i hope you're using that strength for good and you're not just running around convincing people to try bad things. hm, maybe i can. i can retract that statement and make it a little more difficult for you, if you'd prefer? with the band? i didn't know you were in a band. that's super cool. what do you play? i'll be back in la in a few days for some work stuff, so if you're free, then perhaps we can catch a screening on wednesday or something? yelena is florence pugh, right? because i fear you're right and i'll be down bad for her. and i can't be blamed for that, can i? an angry letter? that's cute of you, stop.

[gigihfm]

You're going to make me cry. Thank you. All I can do is try my best to give the kids the best childhood. I'm pretty sure that there's kinks out there for everything, no? Glitter hairspray wouldn't surprise me. My biggest kink is being handcuffed but the last time we tried that... Noah interrupted with his cries and I was left tied to the bed while Rob dealt with him. So - good times. Okay then you're going to have to record this for me cause I wanna see his reaction. Yeah - that's what I'm focusing on. We're a team. Mhm, heard some whisperings about it. It's not a good feeling, at all. Implying things about me that make me sick to my stomach. And not because of morning sickness. His opinion matters the most, yes. And even without a DNA test you can see Noah is his son. His mom sent me photos of Rob at his age... identical twins, really. If I didn't push that kid out of me then I'd wonder if I had anything to do with creating him. You can blame me. I'll accept it. People can't be mad at me for having nothing to do with the film. Of course you can - I'm going to be at the first showing of the movie. The fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt is back in the film is iconic, too. It's going to be amazing - you're going to be amazing. How're you feeling getting more roles outside of OBX?

[cliiines]

wait, no - don't cry, i'm trying to make you feel good over here! well, yes. i'd assume so. but i'm just trying to figure out the logistics of that one, ya know? thanks for the unexpected share, hayles. that legit sucks, though. do you need me to babysit? because i can totally take noah for a night here and there, so that you and rob can have a more satisfying experience. okay, okay - i'll record it. and you can use that footage as you so choose. okay, so i'm going to say something, and i just want to preface it by saying that i know you would never do that - but, to play devils advocate, from the outside looking in, you can see why someone might react that way, right? like, if one of my boys came to me in rob's shoes, then i'm shaking them until they take a paternity test. without context, and having the bias of knowing you and your morals, it's an understandable assumption. that doesn't make it hurt any less, though. just another perspective, i guess. you will? i know you're probably totally busy and might not be up to it, but there's a ticket to the premiere with your name all over it, okay? and one for robert too, of course. if you fancy a fun little date night. the jennifer part was so cool, i'll be honest. it's good! obx is so special to me, but it's nice to do things outside of that, for sure.

[hayleyfm]

Damn - bringing out the full name there, Madelyn Renee Cline. Can't believe that you're doing this to me. Nope, not at all. He's the best brother around, obviously. 10/10 stars on the brothers yelp reviews. Alright - glad to see that you're putting your foot down there. No - I haven't watched that show in a while. I just pop onto the internet every now and then to seem like I know what I'm talking about with pop culture. Harmless? Sure if you say so, Mads. I'm going to worry about you - kind of my job. I'll try tone down the sap.

[cliiines]

i sure am. emphasis on the annoying part. mhm, totally. are you really even siblings if your brother hasn't tried to unalive you multiple times? and yet, there'll still be people yelling about how they can fix him. i am. it's one of my two non-negotiables. drew, nobody truly believes that you have any idea about anything pop culture related. you're far too grandpa coded for that. mhm, i do say so. it's kind of you to worry about me, but there's really no need. i know what i'm doing, i promise. thank-you. it's unsettling me a little, honestly.