[oneheadtoanother]

[segamascot]

this is what makes us girls

[just-shower-thoughts]

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can’t get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Theme parks have funding

[the-prolefeed]

Oh a bank doesn’t?

You think a bank doesn’t have money?

Chase bank is needing the loan of my savings account?

[nutsacktorturer]

Goldman Sachs himself works 80 hour weeks in the usury mines just to put recessions on the table

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

I was born with an insatiable appetite for prescription medications

[teathattast]

[clingyduomoved]

hey i’m gonna be moving blogs, at least temporarily. feel free to follow @4blood ^_^

[clingyduomoved]

hey i’m gonna be moving blogs, at least temporarily. feel free to follow @4blood ^_^

[petplazavn]

He has a very handsome smile.

[avvocarlo]

Student ID

[coffeeandwhiskeyy]

[imapursoon]

tapwater

ok

[imapursoon]

[wyldstallyn]

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

[lnxszn]

Lil Nas X shares the original ending to Industry Baby! (via Tik Tok)

[clingyduomoved]

hey i’m gonna be moving blogs, at least temporarily. feel free to follow @4blood ^_^

[clingyduomoved]

hey i’m gonna be moving blogs, at least temporarily. feel free to follow @4blood ^_^

[clingyduomoved]

hey i’m gonna be moving blogs, at least temporarily. feel free to follow @4blood ^_^

[tomatoluvr69]

Oh my fucking god I thought you’d never ask!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tomatoluvr69]

Mixed reviews

[tomatoluvr69]

[penworthy]

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Send all of the data you hacve

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

count dracula? uhh, 1 lol