[effervescentbi]

#siblings

[clinteverdeen]

If anyone who follows me likes one direction I’d appriciate it if you checked out me and my sisters blog? Thank you

[wordsnquotes]

People always think they know other people, but they don’t. Not really. I mean, maybe they know things about them, like they won’t eat doughnuts or they like action movies or whatever. But they don’t know what their friends do in their rooms alone at night or what happened to them when they were kids or if they feel f*cked up and sad for no reason at all.

Libba Bray (via wordsnquotes)

[clinteverdeen]

reading sad quote blogs while listening to Jay-Z is quite the spiritual experience 

[24ozsteak]

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

[emmy4keri]

“Parks and Recreation alum Nick Offerman to guest-star on Brooklyn Nine-Nine as…. Holt’s ex-boyfriend”

this is the greatest thing that could ever bless our sorry lives

[mockingjalie]

I love how everyone is attacking jennifer and calls her a bitch for wanting to be paid as much as her male coostars cause SHE IS RICH ENOUGH lmao but joke is on you cause JENNIFER HERSELF SAID SHE HAS MORE MONEY THAN SHE NEEDS , but no one is attacking Robert Downey Jr. for example , what is he going to do with his money ????????? why no one is quiestioning his deals ??? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT , YES THEY BOTH ARE OVERPAID, but God Robert is overpaid tripple as much as jennifer is for the exact same work, with only exeption she is way more talented, and what about for example amy adams ? , what about lupita nyongo ?????? WHY THE TWO OF THEM DONT HAVE THE EXACT SAME PAYCHECK AS ROBERT D. JR. stop being so full of yourself and for once in your life acknowledge that someone is trying to do something nice, its a small step but its something

[leslieknopedanascully-deactivat]

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever

[flukeman420-deactivated20160930]

brain: obsess over someone you barely know me: why brain: you gotta

[bang]

everyone reblog this now

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

[hiddleston-daily]

“Pretending to be someone else, you’re just setting yourself up for a fall. Or it can just be confusing. So, honestly, there are things that you want to keep private, but I can simply say I try to be myself.” - Tom Hiddleston for Shortlist [October 2015]

[clarke-mason]

(x)

[dailymarvel]

[worriedaboutbucky]

#in the first gif he’s terrified and breathing hard #in the second gif he’s so scared he starts violently trembling and stops breathing altogether #and in the last gif he sees the machine moving towards his temples #so he squeezes his eyes shut and lets out a sob #poor bucky (x)

[beyoncebeytwice]

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

[bang]

💦💦

[aidn]

would you take a million quid if for the rest of your life, every time you had sex louis theroux would stand in the corner of the room looking like this

like he wouldn’t get anything out of it and there’d be no cameras but he’s there

[stillhereunfortunately]

can I put a sheet over him and like headphones? can invite him to join in? I need more info this is a big decision

[aidn]

ok some ground rules:

he can’t join in. he’s not there for pleasure he’s just there to observe

you can put a sheet over him if you want but you have to cut eyeholes in for him. you can’t break his line of sight

as soon as you start having sex, he just quietly steps into the room and stands off to the side and once you’re finished up he steps out again

you can make him a little playlist if you want and he can put in headphones but if he doesn’t like the music you choose for him he won’t listen to it. he won’t bring his own music player

[stillhereunfortunately]

in that case I’d take the money, a million quid’s a million quid, and its a good opportunity to find out what music he’s into, maybe i could show him some new stuff he wouldn’t have listened to on his own. maybe he’ll give me and my balls a shout-out on tv.