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@clintfutzing-barton
"I think a little preparedness will be good. Who knows, maybe it’ll extend to other parts of our lives. We get into enough ridiculously dangerous—not to mention just plain ridiculous—situations as it is."
"I'm still not over the track suit mafia. How did they even find that many matching track suits?"
"So you jumped off a roof."
"...yes. Coulson keeps saying something about suicidal tendencies."
My new years resolution is to not get arrested,
"Well it does sort of look like you always want to kick someone in the face."
"Good. I usually do want to kick someone in the face."
"Don’t worry, I gotchu. If you explain yourself.”
"I couldn't get the right shot."
"A costco membership, huh? Well as long as Lucky’s happy, so am I—let’s get one, Hawkeye."
"This is very prepared of us. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet."
"…Okay. Then what is it?"
"...Please don't tell Coulson that I jumped off another building."
My new years resolution is to not get arrested,
"Do people stop you and try to get selfies?"
"Not very often. I've been told I have a terrifying resting face."
"I just want to know… You know, stuff. I’m a journalist, so nothing that’s going to result in a lawsuit or a bag over my head. But, with this whole disbandment business, I know there’s stories out there. Mr… Barton, right?"
"Clint. But I don't make a point of speaking to journalists. It tends not to end well for anyone involved."
"Sounds good. Let’s buy a few different kinds—maybe he’ll eat one brand but not the other."
"That's a good Idea. I looked it up and apparently we need to get a costco membership. They apparently have the best dog food."
"What?"
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"It's not what it looks like."
"What the vet doesn’t know won’t hurt him. Yeah, we should probably try to get him to eat something other than pizza, but who can resist Lucky’s adorable face?"
"maybe we should start with buying actual dogwood and see if he'll eat that. It seems like a good strategy to me."
"New year, new me, blah blah blah. Not happening. What can you tell me about SHIELD?"
"That depends on what you want to know. And who the hell you are."
"Besides, Lucky likes pizza."
"I'm pretty sure it's unhealthy how much that dog likes pizza."
My new years resolution is to not get arrested,
"It’s nothing. You’re an Avenger! Is it weird that everyone knows you?"
"I really wasn't meant to be an Avenger kind of just...fell into it I suppose. And that is the weirdest thing I think I've ever experienced. I'm really used to being a nobody."
"Maybe we should stick to take out. The only thing I can make reliably is pasta and that definitely gets boring after a while. As long as you haven’t destroyed the kitchen itself I think everything will be fine."
"I like that plan. Take out is easy and good."
"I admit, my diet’s definitely not great. You’re allowed to have a shitty diet, sure. I was just going to point out that since you do incredibly dangerous and stupid things—as you put it—on a daily basis, you don’t need to shorten your life anymore by subsiding mainly on take out. I won’t stop you though."
"You want us on a better diet, you can start cooking. God knows I'm shit at it. You should see the stuff I've managed to destroy in the kitchen."
"By the time you were 40? Pretty much, yeah."
"Excuse you, half the time you eat my pizza and cereal, so what's your diet like? and I make a living off of doing incredibly dangerous and stupid things, So I think I'm allowed to have a shitty diet."
