horny for the archival

my last day on earth i have been destroyed by a cannon firing 500 mph and i am now in the miky way

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

info thing

Hello I am here to tumblr blog my blog tumblr

My name is none of your business and i studied at the school of hard knocks

I'm 18. Minors, this place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

I really like office assistants and apphumans and archives and art and web graphics. WEB GRAPHICS BLOG: @clippygraphics29 ART BLOG: @clippyfanart

I HATE websites I haaate them jk here's mine invalidredlink.neocities.org

DNI if you dont support lgbtq, kink, ending racism, neopronouns. I also don't want any pro-ship here. This includes if you reblog from anyone with the above qualities, or show indifference.

also if you see anyone named clippyfan29 i changed my url. Thats not me anymore

I like making nsfw/suggestive art sometimes but i will tag it. No requests in inbox unless it's really good (or you're my gf)

Fan of:

Tech/internet related: Clippy, Coppy (and Tumblr in general, im a newgen so im trying to learn the lore), YouTube (specifically the branding / layouts), Microsoft (NOT THEIR ACTIONS), classic Mac OS, technology mascots, (old)web graphics, internet cats (nyan cat, keyboard cat, grumpy cat, etc), apphumans (screentime, my senior ie-kun, the random internet sites comic, etc) (also don't let this list fool you, im actually very bad at complex software stuff / programming, I just like old software)

Animals: birds (every bird ever), rodents (all the rodents, yes even sewer rats), cats, dogs (specifically dog breeds), snakes

Theme song: Money Puts Horrible Boundaries on Human Possibilities (thematically), Brand X (things I think / talk about a lot)

take me down to the paperclip city where the grass is paper and the girls are metal

flashing images under cut, CW f slur

(bend ova stamp done by @/thisdastampdoesnotexist)

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

so it turns out i also like women

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they're gonna make a new office program called microsoft nutguzzler

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

oh wouldnt it be nice to lay with someone?

[dotheyhavehoes]

Did Clippy have hoes?

Clippy was hoeless

Clippy had all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 2

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

999 posts what should I do for my next one

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

2020sex

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[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

we need to make more oldweb things with netscape like we do with internet explorer

look at this cool fucking imagery. Does it not make you want to explore the web

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

fuck clippy? yeah i sure will

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

even with fetish artists you can legitimately tell which character they fantasize about with how they draw them. the others will be canon-accurate and ONE of them will be all ass and tits or fat as fuck beyond what they are in canon

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

[yourfavesaysfag]

The Mysterious Cat from Tumblr Snek says fag!

[tubes-the-ann]

fr still love your internet explorer character

I'm glad u like him! I enjoyed drawing him, he was a fun design :DD

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

they're still riding this my lord

[clippyisaragingtransbisexual]

"bisexuals are always sexy and aurafarming" what if they're not. what if they're a middle-aged loser with beard scruff and tired eyes. what if they're just a guy down the street. what if they're just a woman. what if they dont like forcing themselves to look "pretty" becuase they're bisexual, and just look... like themselves?