Does ___ Have Hoes?

Blog for freaks who want to vote on whether Charlie Brown had hoes … Submissions welcome!

[dotheyhavehoes]

Does the Lucky Charms leprechaun have hoes?

The Lucky Charms leprechaun is hoeless

The Lucky Charms leprechaun has all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 6

[dotheyhavehoes]

Does the Cerne Abbas Giant have hoes?

The Cerne Abbas Giant is hoeless

The Cerne Abbas Giant has all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 5

[dotheyhavehoes]

#you think they'd carve his willy in the earth if it wasn't generating its own gravitational pull?

This cannot stay in the tags

[dotheyhavehoes]

Does the Cerne Abbas Giant have hoes?

The Cerne Abbas Giant is hoeless

The Cerne Abbas Giant has all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 5

[dotheyhavehoes]

Does Mr. Boss from Smiling Friends have hoes

Mr. Boss is hoeless

Mr. Boss has all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 4

[dotheyhavehoes]

Does the TI-83 Plus graphing calculator have hoes?

The TI-83 Plus graphing calculator is hoeless

The TI-83 Plus graphing calculator has all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 4

[dotheyhavehoes]

Did Lilith have hoes?

Lilith was hoeless

Lilith had all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 4

[dotheyhavehoes]

Did Clippy have hoes?

Clippy was hoeless

Clippy had all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 2

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[dotheyhavehoes]

Do deadbeat dads who cannot legally claim roadkill deer (but want to) have hoes?

Deadbeat dads who cannot legally claim roadkill deer (but want to) are hoeless

Deadbeat dads who cant legally claim roadkill deer (but wanna) have all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 1

[dotheyhavehoes]

Towa from Slow Damage

Did Towa have hoes?

Towa was hoeless

Towa had all the hoes

Voting ended onJun 1

[dotheyhavehoes]

Lawrence Gordon from Saw

Did Lawrence Gordon have hoes?

Lawrence Gordon was hoeless

Lawrence Gordon had all the hoes

Voting ended onMay 31

[dotheyhavehoes]

Rocky from Project Hail Mary

Did Rocky have hoes?

Rocky was hoeless

Rocky had all the hoes

Voting ended onMay 31

[dotheyhavehoes]

Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

Did Bill Cipher have hoes?

Bill Cipher was hoeless

Bill Cipher had all the hoes

Voting ended onMay 31

[pollsforadults]

A gooner and a volcel get into a fight. Who's winning?

the gooner (swol from jerking it)

the volcel (lots of pent up frustration)

Voting ended onMay 30

(anon request)

[dotheyhavehoes]

Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls

Did Grunkle Stan have hoes?

Grunkle Stan was hoeless

Grunkle Stan had all the hoes

Voting ended onMay 30

[dotheyhavehoes]

Did Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way have hoes?

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was hoeless

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way had all the hoes

Voting ended onMay 30

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t t AT A t A a a . 't t a ta ' t atag t …t . ,at t ta

Closest match: Scolopendra cretica genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Cretan Giant Centipede

(image source)

[dotheyhavehoes]

Does the Cretan Giant Centipede have hoes?

The Cretan Giant Centipede is hoeless

The Cretan Giant Centipede has all the hoes

Voting ended onMay 30

[kilaroka]

[dotheyhavehoes]

Did The Very Hungry Caterpillar have hoes?

The Very Hungry Caterpillar was hoeless

The Very Hungry Caterpillar had all the hoes

Voting ended onMay 30