dni if you:
are a lesbian (yes, even if you're a trans/nonbinary lesbian. i don't care if you call your butch girlfriend daddy, this is a blog centered around mlm attraction and mlm attraction only)
don't have your age in your bio (no age in bio = instant block)
intend to flirt with me in order to fuck me (i am in a relationship)
are planning on going through my blog and liking/reblogging 10-20 posts in a row
are racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/fatphobic
are a trans chaser
are a feederism blog
now, here's some stuff about me!
the basics
name: call me mikey
age: 25
relationship status: taken by a big sexy bear who's on my mind 24/7
pronouns: he/him only
gender: transfag (i'm definitely a dude but i also fluctuate on top of that like a weird little bearded jellyfish)
sexuality: gay (since i am a man, yes, that means i'm only attracted to other men)
position: the whiniest, pillow princessy bottom you could ever fuck
links: lewdz, fetlife
kinks: "hell yes" vs " hell no"
hell YES:
praise kink
orgasm control
cock worship
throat-fucking
bondage
breeding
ridiculous amounts of cum
nipple-play
hypnosis
oral fixation
male authority
hell NO:
MINORS (IF YOU'RE A MINOR AND YOU INTERACT, YOU'RE INSTANTLY BLOCKED)
dick pics without consent
scat/watersports
fat fetishization/feederism
misgendering/detrans
also don't flirt with/proposition me if you id as a lesbian. i'm a gay dude and i'm not interested
some extra stuff about me
i love D&D and other tabletop RPGs! i'm a huge sci-fi and fantasy nerd which absolutely translates to "i am a monsterfucker"
i write and do art in my spare time - currently trying to make my art a full-time gig
i'm a plus size individual, which makes it a lil hard for me to share lewdz, but every once in a while i get brave 😂🥴
anyway, thanks for reading this! enjoy my dumb slutty content 💜



















