hey daddy, where've you been all my life

! MINORS DNI, this is a NSFT SIDE BLOG ! mikey 💛 he/him 💛 25 transfag who finally has his big beefy bf he's wanted for so long

[clitamancy]

dni if you:

are a lesbian (yes, even if you're a trans/nonbinary lesbian. i don't care if you call your butch girlfriend daddy, this is a blog centered around mlm attraction and mlm attraction only)

don't have your age in your bio (no age in bio = instant block)

intend to flirt with me in order to fuck me (i am in a relationship)

are planning on going through my blog and liking/reblogging 10-20 posts in a row

are racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/fatphobic

are a trans chaser

are a feederism blog

now, here's some stuff about me!

the basics

name: call me mikey

age: 25

relationship status: taken by a big sexy bear who's on my mind 24/7

pronouns: he/him only

gender: transfag (i'm definitely a dude but i also fluctuate on top of that like a weird little bearded jellyfish)

sexuality: gay (since i am a man, yes, that means i'm only attracted to other men)

position: the whiniest, pillow princessy bottom you could ever fuck

links: lewdz, fetlife

kinks: "hell yes" vs " hell no"

hell YES:

praise kink

orgasm control

cock worship

throat-fucking

bondage

breeding

ridiculous amounts of cum

nipple-play

hypnosis

oral fixation

male authority

hell NO:

MINORS (IF YOU'RE A MINOR AND YOU INTERACT, YOU'RE INSTANTLY BLOCKED)

dick pics without consent

scat/watersports

fat fetishization/feederism

misgendering/detrans

also don't flirt with/proposition me if you id as a lesbian. i'm a gay dude and i'm not interested

some extra stuff about me

i love D&D and other tabletop RPGs! i'm a huge sci-fi and fantasy nerd which absolutely translates to "i am a monsterfucker"

i write and do art in my spare time - currently trying to make my art a full-time gig

i'm a plus size individual, which makes it a lil hard for me to share lewdz, but every once in a while i get brave 😂🥴

anyway, thanks for reading this! enjoy my dumb slutty content 💜

[clitamancy]

today i almost started a fire in my apartment bc i left my magic wand plugged in and somehow turned it on by dropping a pillow on it and i couldn't hear it vibrating until i woke up from my nap and heard it thumping against my bedframe and i am mortified

[clitamancy]

i'm transmasc but i'm a mommy dom. not in a mspec lesbian way but in a "tell mommy how much of a faggot you are for her, baby boy" way. in a caretaker queen way. does that make sense

[feralcajundaddy-deactivated2024]

Of course I have a praise kink I was never validated as a child

[foxxhypno]

wanting to be forcefully hypnotized 24/7 is such a mood

[the-ghost-king]

a new kind of guy where he moans a lot but he's actually just getting comfy in bed

[the-ghost-king]

he snuggles down into his blankets a little more securely and it's like he's just had an orgasm

[the-ghost-king]

"mmm yeah just like that sooo good" but he's literally done nothing but roll over and find the cool spot on his pillow

[clitamancy]

bear & i were joking about trying anal yesterday (joking because we're both queer men with IBS) and i woke up with horrible tummy pains this morning, so the universe is trying REAL HARD to prevent the pain & mess of me ever attempting anal

[clitamancy]

just soakin 💦

[clitamancy]

i'm luckier than most as a transmasc who's been on testosterone for so long, because if a dude can't find my enlarged thumbtip-sized clit, he's probably a mannequin i accidentally and drunkenly dragged home one night

[fatalism-and-villainy]

I think people's capacity to respond to trauma, fear, and general bad feelings by eroticizing them is genuinely pretty cool

[doberbutts]

Can't believe "blowjobs are inherently oppressive" has once again graced my dash and leaves me wondering if anyone's ever given head the way it used to make my ex arch his back and curl his toes bc idk who's supposed to be oppressed here but it certainly wasn't me.

[doberbutts]

The only correct answer and I had a good 5 minutes of ugly laughter to this thank you.

[clitamancy]

i would get on my knees and beg brett gelman to fuck me in public, and that makes me better than any of you

[clitamancy]

i'm dealing with some pain today and big bear went to rub my chest, but i thought he was just going to choke me and my eyes got real wide, and he stopped and got all deadpan, like "really"

[clitamancy]

i am literally in a constant state of heat whenever he's around. he's so fucking sexy and i want him to rail me sooooooo badly 🥺🥴

[clitamancy]

ughhhhhhhhdhdhgdjxhxbgxjshdhsd he doesn't even KNOW how crazy his kisses drive me. i want his tongue literally all the time

[clitamancy]

i am so needy lately 🥺 i just want him pinning me down and kissing me. his kisses give me shivers, they feel so fucking good. and he's so nice and heavy on top of me, it's so comforting but exhilarating to know i can't move when he's holding me down. he's so fucking sexy and i want him to touch me and kiss me forever. 💛💛💛

[clitamancy]

i got v high last night and blatantly propositioned my fiance several times when we got home and he was like "lmk when you're sober lmao"