Wanna throw one more rock?

She/her | 28 | Bi as hell | I’ve given up on having a theme, Godspeed followers new and old | I reblog 18+ stuff | icon by amburglr

[emptiiroomz]

pick your poison, either way kris is doomed

[kobrakids]

i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was

[saltedume]

[desilusionn]

[targetedknowledge]

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[solarpunkopossum]

pbs is a fundamental vertebrate in the backbone of american democracy

[thetalee]

Note: PBS has covered the topic of Native American genocide previously, such as in the 2022 episode of Compass titled "The Great Evil: Christianity, the Bible & the Native America."

They just, um. They're no longer being quite so superficially polite about it, is I guess a good way to put it.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[theworldrevolvving]

I CANT BELIEVE JEVIL GOT LIKE ONE (1) MENTION OF HIMSELF AND 50 OF HIS LINES STOLEN BY EVERYONE ELSE

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[paintedhen]

have you posted the image of mettaton making out with laios dungeon meshi here? i want to reblog it a billion times,,,, i would put this on anon but it seems i can’t LMAO

for your viewing pleasure

[depsidase]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[akashicrecord]

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

[depsidase]

[fairycosmos]

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29