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Jess 🌸 30s 🌸 writer 🌸 AO3 🌸

[hearjessroar]

🫵 wish me a happy 13th ao3-iversary right now my ao3 is 13 on Friday the 13th!!!

[sporadora]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[aniseandspearmint]

It's hot af rn, pick a cold treat

twin popcicle (pick a flavor we have them all)

orange creamsicle

fudge pop

ice cream + soda! (pick your favorite combo)

ice cream sandwich

warped character shaped ice cream with gumball eyes

choco taco

frozen yogurt pop (pic a favorite flavor)

fruit juice popsicle (pick a favorite flavor)

a plain bowl of favorite ice cream

chilled fruit!!!

...Ice cream isn't my thing but I'll take a cold drink? (sure what kind?)

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

Just for fun! Specify what you'd pick in the tags? And please reblog if you vote!

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[courtmartialme]

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[hearjessroar]

put on my favorite bikini just to make sure it still fits on the off chance I get invited to day drink at a lake and holy FUCK I forgot this is my favorite for a reason my boobs look so good

[hearjessroar]

Like who is gonna invite me to go day drink on the lake and do hick shit with me while we're sloppy drunk let's grill some burgers and you pretend my titties dont look sick as hell in this top I want to be sitting in the bed of a shitty 80s chevy on a throne of beach towels doing jello shots RIGHT NOW its SUMMER goddammit

[hearjessroar]

put on my favorite bikini just to make sure it still fits on the off chance I get invited to day drink at a lake and holy FUCK I forgot this is my favorite for a reason my boobs look so good

[redstonedust]

they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

[destinationfinal]

Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) Dir. Zach Lipovsky & Adam Stein

[queenc-x]

Thank you for the screams, Tony Todd. 😔 And the scares. 😏

[lost-in-fumes]

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[prompt-heaven]

smut prompt list no. 2

1) overwhelmed, but happy crying during sex 

2) crying crying during sex that leads to a pause or early end to comfort and take care of whatever emotions bubbled over 

3) depression sex in order to feel something good for once

4) messy drunk sex that is then forgotten the morning after

5) filming it, either for private purposes or because they’re amateur pornstars

6) mutual masturbation

7) spying on/walking in on their partner touching themself 

8) sex in exchange for a favour

9) car sex

10) quiet airplane bathroom sex

11) touching the other while at the movies

12) sex while there is the background noise of a rainstorm outside

13) being snowed in together and fucking in front of the fireplace 

14) pool/hot tub sex

15) stargazing that turns into sex

16) the classic “oh, let me help you put some sunscreen on” but then the little massage turns into something more

17) sex while camping

18) fucking in the bar bathroom and being too drunk to care about being quiet 

19) when the teasing in the dressing room gets a little too hot

20) shower/bath sex

[bizarrelittlemew]

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck