writin hurt eatin dirt

Jess 🌸 30s 🌸 writer 🌸 AO3 🌸

[hearjessroar]

🫵 wish me a happy 13th ao3-iversary right now my ao3 is 13 on Friday the 13th!!!

[hearjessroar]

Runza won best regional fast food so get bent Skyline Chili

[hearjessroar]

I do still stop and watch the tom holland umbrella lip sync whenever I come across it like it still is that good

[hearjessroar]

trying to buy makeup rn is like

WHY IS EVERYTHING WARM TONED. WHY IS EVERYTHING ORANGE AND YELLOW. WHERE IS THE BLUE UNDERTONES. WHY DO YOU WANT ME WASHED OUT AND JAUNDICED. IM GOING TO FLIP THIS ENTIRE ULTA.

[lastdollintheforest]

mwah is a very important word

[hearjessroar]

everything wrong with me can be traced back to third grade when i ran out of goosebumps books and my exasperated teacher gave me the westing game to chew on instead

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[viralfrog]

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Do you know this Musical Song? #412

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[hearjessroar]

Once again it bothers me how fandom will decide they dont like a popular m/m ship and default to calling them white boys to dismiss them and every fucking time they are not white boys. Every FUCKING TIME.

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[hearjessroar]

Store guy telling Bear to kill himself is the real hero here

[hearjessroar]

who among us hasn't read their hansel and gretel incest fic aloud at the party thus killing the vibe

[hearjessroar]

oh obsession really is that good huh

[hearjessroar]

Im like if Angel was aroace

[hearjessroar]

Hey friend I know you don't mean it like this but when im talking about °•○myself○•° in comparison to a fictional character, please dont bring in that character's abuser. I'm talking about Me Personally on this post this isn't a character post. This is Me.

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[vintxgemiseries]

count me outs

[adel1na-art]

Just two old men who can’t sleep, chilling together ✨️