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Jess 🌸 30s 🌸 writer 🌸 AO3 🌸

[hearjessroar]

🫵 wish me a happy 13th ao3-iversary right now my ao3 is 13 on Friday the 13th!!!

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[hearjessroar]

not being actually attracted to anyone but still having a working set of eyes for aesthetics is like, you'll still see someone hot and your brain still hits that good gracious ass bodacious.

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[hearjessroar]

shit you not my favorite perfume is also called angel dust

i cannot win in this damn world

[greelin]

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

[hearjessroar]

I know im biased bc I very specifically studied how to write meaningful flash fiction but I stand in my belief that just because you said a lot of words doesnt mean you said anything of worth.

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[prairiedeath]

[hearjessroar]

everything wrong with me can be traced back to third grade when i ran out of goosebumps books and my exasperated teacher gave me the westing game to chew on instead

[hearjessroar]

worrisome that so many of you related to this

are we all holding hands on the gifted kid handed the mystery book as enrichment for our enclosure bus

[hearjessroar]

Runza won best regional fast food so get bent Skyline Chili

[hearjessroar]

I do still stop and watch the tom holland umbrella lip sync whenever I come across it like it still is that good

[hearjessroar]

trying to buy makeup rn is like

WHY IS EVERYTHING WARM TONED. WHY IS EVERYTHING ORANGE AND YELLOW. WHERE IS THE BLUE UNDERTONES. WHY DO YOU WANT ME WASHED OUT AND JAUNDICED. IM GOING TO FLIP THIS ENTIRE ULTA.

[lastdollintheforest]

mwah is a very important word

[hearjessroar]

everything wrong with me can be traced back to third grade when i ran out of goosebumps books and my exasperated teacher gave me the westing game to chew on instead

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[viralfrog]