The Mad Hattress Mattress Actress

I eat wires

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That moment when Bestie worms her way into your pants while you're just sitting on the couch after work

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Manifesting that he texts first

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I wish he would text me baaaaack I like talking to him!!

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I just got pulled around by my ponytail like it was a leash in a Walmart. 10/10 highly recommend!

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Not me trying my hardest to not text someone aaaaa

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@mellon-collie-scorpio just stuck TWO FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO HEAR ME MOAN

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Nothing quite like getting really comfy and suddenly having the powerful need to get up and pee

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[free-my-mindd]

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Do you squart?

Depends on who's asking, are you a cop?

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Queer

Yes

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Oh I ate too much Asian buffet

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Oh I ate too much gas station food

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I'm at work getting the strongest craving for a soft pretzel, I might make a pit stop on the way home if this keeps up

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I can't believe she really just stuck her slobbery ass stick in MY wrapper!

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Ok so I'm on my delulu shit again and I really wanna get a tattoo. I just heard about the idea of a geometric tattoo and the idea of getting a fractal or a geodesic as a tattoo is sounding really appealing

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Oh I ate too much German food tonight