[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[stupidpetface]

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[softwaring]

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[ewaneneollav]

last night i did a drawing of a game state in hangman. i wasn’t playing hangman, i was just drawing a moment in the game, like a still life. my friend tried to guess a letter & i had to tell her, no, we’re not playing it, it’s just a drawing of hangman, you’re losing the distinction between reality & fiction

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

Ohhhh you don't even knowww baby barn owl gif variations

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3