Maxiel & Carcar enjoyer

[sevynchaos]

carlossainz55 Monaco prep done right 👌🏼

[clockworkf1]

MEET THE NEW FAMILY BABAAAYY FRENCHIE DORA 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[flamballboyant]

apparently there's a rainbow over paris, the universe is a maja fan🥹🥹

[russonellipastry]

Something something Farm boy Oscar, footballer Carlos.

Maybe Carlos has been sent to the countryside to heal after an injury. Maybe Oscar was a huge fanboy who realises his crush is a capitalist pig who wants to buy his farm to turn it into a football academy. And Carlos learn to love the beautiful game again, even if he can't play it professionally anymore.

[flyerskay]

This compilation 😭🤧 our beloved brat #ourbrat

[pizza-syo]

my vision, my view are broken

[boring-blondie]

Was reminded of the fact that Carlos unfollowed Anna K on ig when she was dating Jannik

[clockworkf1]

MATTEO STOP FLOPPING ISTG

Wait I need to specify

MATTEO BERRETINI STOP FLOPPING

[sevynchaos]

📸 Sam Bagnall

[sevynchaos]

📸 Automobile Club de Monaco

[sevynchaos]

Carlos for Vanity Fair Spain

[sevynchaos]

Pierre and Carlos during Monaco’s football charity match | 📸 barbagiuansmonaco

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

ONE WILLIAM NOTES

[polarprude]

love their duality

[toyotathonics]

[steelturquoise]

[cuddlepoetry]

sometimes i totally forget this moment even happened in sincaraz history but then—THEN—videos like THIS resurface (and god help me these angles make it look EVEN MORE INTIMATE)

and I just sit there like. how. HOW DID THEY NOT KISS. ON. LIVE. NATIONAL. TELEVISION.

be serious. LOOK AT THEM.