I'm A Monster!

My name is clockwork, I'm everything you despise. I seek to better myself and better you through knowledge. And also cats. And sci-fi/fantasy worldbuilding. And sometimes tits and dicks. Boy I sure love tits and dicks.

[enderdude670]

Since Deltarune is an anagram of Undertale,

we can expect great games such as

and

coming in the near future.

[valdotpng]

familiar 

yet so different

[sysig]

I took a lot of screenshots of Ralsei….

[clockworkmonkey411]

I love

[ithelpstodream]

[legitimatelala]

YOU’RE DOING AMAZING THANK YOU

[byecolonizer]

I hate our justice system

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[snaokidoki]

The Bumpsuit Miles

Sketch version and PNG versions up here: www.patreon.com/posts/22003049

[propanemoments-blog]

[corsolanite]

can we talk for a second about how surreal it is that Professor Willow a realistically designed character is talking to Professor Oak who looks like the a chicken nugget??? Just seeing them together is really jarring.

[i-had-potential]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[wackd-archive]

Finally reblogging with source. 

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

[asksomecoolkids]

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

[squishycalum]

:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[thexdarkenedxlight]

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation. 

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

[estradoll]

Like, according to Trump’s first wife Ivana he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches in his nightstand and would read it periodically… so the overlap is not at all surprising given his obsession with Hitler’s propaganda.

[thingstrumperssay]

“Don’t compare Trump to Hitler though.” - Conservatives

[cygames]

[gerph18up]

Bowsette.

[goattrain]

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[goattrain]

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Donations to ko-fi will give a substantial increase in height, and also give you a chance to expand part of the character’s body!  Examples are belly, muscles, bust, etc.  Just specify which character and what body part you’d like grown when you donate!

[goattrain]

Step 3 of the growth drive!  Like/reblog this post to make Al grow.  If you’d like to make Alice grow, you can do so here:  http://goattrain.tumblr.com/post/177672803051/step-3-of-the-growth-drive-likereblog-this-post.  You can also donate for extra gains here:  https://ko-fi.com/goattrain

Donations to ko-fi will give a substantial increase in height, and also give you a chance to expand part of the character’s body!  Examples are belly, muscles, bust, etc.  Just specify which character and what body part you’d like grown when you donate!

[fresh2definitely]

finally some direct action