fist my bump

claud - they/them - 28

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[yayculture]

i've just gotta yay through it

[jumpscart]

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contradict each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

[torturequeen]

[ramqiu]

t minus 12 hours to launch

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

don't worry kitten daddy got it

[laterkiss]

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[knownqueerbaiter]

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

[sundancekidallie]

Let's all think about Shane driving Ilya to the cottage and he's reversing out of their spot in the airport parking garage so he does the thing where he puts his hand on the back of Ilya's headrest and twists

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[kosmogrl]

one day I’ll get over it and the lump in my throat when I try to talk about it won’t exist

[stuckinapril]

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[lgbtqiatext]

[magicratfingers]

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups