i njever said that that mario mocie was bad i juat said that i rather jeek off for 2 hours but thats vecause i am really good at jerking off
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i njever said that that mario mocie was bad i juat said that i rather jeek off for 2 hours but thats vecause i am really good at jerking off
what if slim shady was fellatio shady and he rapped now this looks like a blowjob for me
y'know what, fuck literally everything
welcome to mcdonald can I take your order
I can't take it seriously when I'm arguing with someone on Reddit and their name is something like Proper-Ad786 like bro shut up you don't even have a username
me: "and this is my scribe, Cassius the Castrated."
Cassius: (in very high-pitched voice) "hello"
people will literally learn that I'm feeling abandoned and then the first thing they do is start ignoring me and immediately doing things that they know will make me feel more abandoned
My toxic trait is how I feel rejected if someone I'm close to even talks to someone else. Because I know that no one ever chooses me when they have another option.
just like me frfr
are you the ‘once I get people close to me I will do everything to keep them happy and to keep them from abandoning me’ or ‘people are temporary and I’m ready to drop them at the moment’s notice or ready to be dropped because this can’t last’ type of neglected kid
both but I wasn't neglected I just have problems
I haven't yet seen a Castiel meme about the Trump indictment you guys need to hurry up
if I ever refer to someone as my "lover" I think I should be euthanized
wow ive been here for a year that means i joined here on the day i met moa so glad i failed to kms like 2 days ago
I'm on the spectrum
but I don't have good internet
she stimulate my rectum
we aint even had dinner yet
I'm going to make a Sherlock Holmes spinoff called Sherminator. please give me money to make this happen.
(at the waifu store)
Me: hey can I have a pretty girl who is affectionate and just like not an asshole please
Shopkeeper: yes sir coming right up
Me: oh also can she be over the age of 18 that's pretty important to me
Shopkeeper: fuck
(at the artifacts store after leaving the waifu store empty-handed)
Me: hey do you have anything that isn't cursed
Shopkeeper: get the fuck out
(at the waifu store)
Me: hey can I have a pretty girl who is affectionate and just like not an asshole please
Shopkeeper: yes sir coming right up
Me: oh also can she be over the age of 18 that's pretty important to me
Shopkeeper: fuck
hey girl you look like you could run from the cops do you wanna come help me with something
using my evil warlock powers to make people find me tolerable