The Clone Life of Rex and Cody

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TL;DR

I'm back. Physics is hard. But, clones are back.

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Ahsoka: Anakin and I wee crossing this street, and this droid sped by and honked at us- Obi-Wan, sighing: What did Anakin do this time? Ahsoka: He chased him to the next stop, then propelled himself over- Anakin: Who wants a crusty speeder?

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Anakin: Do you think different paints taste different? Ahsoka: They do. Rex: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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The clone boys are going on a space trip. Rex: I'm driving Fordo, out of view: Shotgun! Cody turning to Fordo: Aw! But you had it on the way- Rex and Cody: CAPTAIN WOAH- Fordo, pumping heat: No,I found a shotgun, and I'm getting that front seat.

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Ahsoka, trying to impress Rex: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.  Anakin: She turned it off and back on again.

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I'm back... for now

Hey everyone,

I'm so sorry for not posting... I didn't forget about y'all. This past semester was a battle, and now I have some battle scars. I have some posts queued up. This blog brings me genuine happiness. I want to continue posting, but being a physics & major has taken a lot out of me.

Here's to manifesting a stellar year! I love you all <3

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Anakin: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever is under it

Obi-wan: Anakin no.

Ahsoka: Mistlefoe.

Obi-wan: Please stop encouraging him.

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Rex: I have issues. 

Anakin: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- 

Rex: With you. 

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Ahsoka: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! 

Anakin: *grabs blaster* I got this. 

Ahsoka: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Ahsoka: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. 

Rex: How so? 

Ahsoka: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours. 

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Anakin: Here comes the lightning! 

Anakin, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard. 

Fordo: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. 

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Fordo, watching Ahsoka do something stupid: Anakin, you're officially only the second highest risk here. 

Anakin: Heck yeah! I'm gonna— 

Fordo: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Rex: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

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Cody, in Rex’s window: I thought I’d find you here! 

Fordo, climbing past Cody: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR- 

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Rex: Would you take a bullet for me? 

Cody: ...yes? 

*Fordo angrily bursts into the room* 

Rex: *running away* Great, thanks! 

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Cody: It’s funny how well you and Fordo get along. Didn’t he hate you at first? 

Rex: Fordo hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people. 

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Cody: What happened to Rex? 

Fordo: He died. 

Cody: He what? 

Fordo: He died, but he's okay. 

Cody: …Can you please clarify? 

Rex: Clarification is for the weak.