Closet Cloppers.

The Closet Cloppers tumblr page www.facebook.com/Closetcloppers4.0/ 

[closetcloppers]

I should probably start using this again.

[closetcloppers]

Hey is it HARD making these

[kowamursu]

My friend was sad, so I made these to make her feel better. i don’t understand why it didn’t work.

[fragilepony]

This brightened my day. I was feeling sad lol

[lets-call-me-difficult]

thealphapine dipdop-pinetop

[hookerbugz]

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

Someone didn’t want to take a bath today.

[rate-my-reptile]

Yes no no, no and, nope, it’s have to leave this pott, not time to bake ya s’ghetty yetty 9.8/10

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[voodoobunny]

Biking down the stairs. http://ift.tt/1QJTJTp

[closetcloppers]

One of the most iconic pieces of footage in BMX.

[saudi25me]

[marimopet]

i fucking hate this guy. square up u demon. fucking witch !

[boredbarbara-deactivated2019073]

BURN HIM 4 THIS WITCHCRAFT 

[rigorrmortiss]

HOW.

[closetcloppers]

Followed for about 2 years. Unfollowing because of the trans bathroom issue.

[closetcloppers]

Seriously? If you don't have time sourcing those posts, then don't do it at all. I've contacted every artists from that vinyl post and asked them to file a DMCA against you on tumblr. Have fun getting your blog nuked.

Well. That’s a shame.

But I suppose you need to go ahead do the same for the other 1000 blogs that do the exact same thing that I do.

Have fun being a whitenight.

[gaywrites]

The Canadian Senate has passed an amendment to a transgender rights bill that would ban trans people from using the bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity. Now, trans people in Canada (and their trans supporters in the United States) are sharing photos on Twitter and Facebook of themselves in public bathrooms they would be legally obligated to use under Senator Donald Plett’s bill. Check the hashtags #PlettPutMeHere and #WeJustNeedToPee for a dynamite collection of trans folks showing why these laws are absurd. Badass. (via BuzzFeed)

[closetcloppers]

I’m probably gonna get flack for this.

Firstly, I want to make it clear “I AM NOT AGAINST TRANS”.

It’s simple really, If you have a dick use a male bathroom, if you don’t use the female bathroom.

[closetcloppers]

Yeah, nice posting of unsourced art you got there, douchebag.

Sorry about that.

But in the majority of the posts the artist name is in the corner somewhere. Sourcing takes up alot of time which I don’t have.

Could have been a little nicer about it.

Douchebag.

[impracticalart]

Wow is this still a thing? I don’t know but I did it and i’m not even sorry

[data-swallow-deactivated2018120]

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[glazeddoughnutlacey-deactivated]

[halleydoedog]

lol

[owtytrihtneves]

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

[ruingazaki-deactivated20171122]

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

[eternalblumenkraft]

hail satan

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

[phantomsqueaker-archives-blog]

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

[pugnaciousjester]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

[thepotentialtobe-yours-deactiva]

*converts to Satanism*

[hewwobrine-deactivated20180515]

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[mistresserycinae]

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

[1w1wbigher06fan]

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

[imaginetheavengers]

I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:

Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.

[supaslim]

WARNING ABOUT A REALLY NASTY NEW VIRUS.

Meet CryptoLocker. It’s your worst nightmare. A lot of antivirus software, including the big names, cannot yet detect or stop it. If your computer gets it, CryptoLocker takes all your files hostage by encrypting them and giving you a certain amount of time to send a certain amount of money to the man behind the virus.

The encryption is very tidy, and so far seems uncrackable (well, crackable, but it might take a couple centuries). If you tamper with the virus itself, it will pretty much self-destruct and take everything with it. And the way the money is transferred, the dick programmer behind it all for the moment is pretty much uncatchable.

YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THIS VIRUS WITHOUT COMPLETELY WIPING YOUR COMPUTER. YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS PREVENTION AND PREPARATION.

Back up your computer to something like an external hard-drive, or even an internal hard-drive that you just take out and stuff away somewhere for safe keeping. Make sure your antivirus is up to date, avoid skeevy sites, and don’t open random emails. DO NOT download email attachments unless you know exactly what it is, because that seems to be how this is primarily being transmitted.

You can learn more about it here.

[spacevixenmusic]

We’ve actually run into this at work. It’s extremely aggressive and a major fucking pain to get rid of. One of our guys got infected with it and even paid the company whatever fee they charge to decrypt the files, and due to “an error processing the first payment”, ended up double-charging him (no refunds, of course) and is virtually untrackable.

Literally fuck this guy with a cactus. Like, if you see him, offer to introduce him to your little cactus friend in a quite personal and intimate manner. This shit is FUCKING INEXCUSABLE.

Also, bulk up on your virus protection, limit your porn and illegal cartoon-watching and torrents to safe sites, DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS UNLESS YOU’RE EXPECTING THEM, and just be careful in general, cause this one is one of the nastiest viruses around.

I wouldn’t reblog a virus alert unless I was dead serious about how bad it is.

[enceladanoceans]

Snopes Confirms

[candycoateddoom]

I got an e-mail from my dad about this.

[itshazel-belle]

Mandatory reblog.