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We need some Henry Caville fart stories after the latest post

I'd love to write some! Dm for ideas!

Henry Cavill pictured in an all-male pub booked by the British Army. The actor supports the military and on this particular evening the atmosphere was filled with pleasantries, banter, male bonding and something that could destroy every nose in the room... See the lads were no strangers to a good fart, especially a pub fart, and that night a proud and cheeky stallion named Henry Cavill couldn't stop letting them fly at the bar. Everyone could smell it, and once it was known to the men, they would even hush themselves to hear the next rip. The farts were long, never-ending and incredibly stinky. Jokes and puns filled the room, the lads laughed about how the candles were flaring up. There was one inevitable truth that day: Henry Cavill could fart like a horse.

Request for @ellioapple! About to gassy guys farting on their slave.

Could you make a story about a boy (elliot). Who is invited to a sleep over with 2 boys (ioan and josh). And they fart on him all night. Is that possible???

Sure! Might take a bit though.

DM for details you'd like to see!

manlyfartfederation

Damn Daniel!

Some jocks put your Gatorade on top of the lockers, while you were working out. You stand on your tippy toes and stretch your arm towards it and miss by a few centimeters. You give up reaching for it and decide to walk out and steal a bar for a second..

As Dany walks over to the sink he winks at you and you nervously wave back. Dany takes out his phone and records himself in the mirror.

VVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTRRRTTRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Dany starts ripping a fart that passes 7 seconds and still goes on.

RRRRRRPRRRPPRPRPRPRPRPRRRRRRRR...

12 seconds and it's getting some machine gun affects as the locker room is shaking. All the men stare at Dany in shock and awe as he blows their minds.

VVVVVRRRRBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

19 seconds. Your Gatorade falls off the top of the lockers and bounces off your boner. You're boning so hard that you can't feel it. The doors of the lockers keep opening and shutting. The vibrations on the floor tickle your feet. The mirrors are fogging with a yellowish/greenish tint.

OOOOOJOOOOOOOOOJOOJOOJOOOJOO...

29 seconds. The jocks are coughing, dry heaving, and covering their noses and mouths. This is a fart so powerful it's bringing tears to their eyes too.

OOOOOOBRTBRTBLAPBRTBALJOOOTWOOOPRSSS...

37 seconds. His sexy grenade launcher sounds like a wet machine gun. Some of the dry heaving jocks give up on riding out the fart storm and evacuate.

VWRRRRSSSTWRSVRATTTBLATTSSSSWRSSSSSSSTWAFTS...

53 seconds. You are so hard your shorts are riding up. You also have a wet stain because of Dany. What the other jocks find so disgusting they're having respiratory issues. You are getting the most intense urges that you've ever had in your life.

VWWWOOOOOOORRRRSSSTWSSSVLRRSSWEEEEBWASSSSTOOOWRRRRTBSSSS...

78 seconds. His fart sounds like a guts and goo getting juiced out of a grinder. You are soaking your boxers and shorts with so much cum. As well as the other gentlemen in the locker room.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

90 seconds. The fart is more aggressive than ever as the earth underneath your feet rock back and forward faster. The men have vanished from the locker room and let Dany dominate the space.

OOOOOOOOOTWAAAAATBWAAART...

"Damn Daniel!!!" You scream in shock, fear, disgust, and lust.

101 seconds. You feel your pelvis contract and you nut inside your shorts so hard it hurts. You have an extreme orgasm to this masterpiece of extreme flatulence.

TWWOOOOOORRTEEEEEEEEEBLEEEEEWAAAT..

111 seconds. The fart is squeaking like a clarinet now. One fart from Dany's monstrously, sexy ass has hit all the notes that a musical butthole possibly can in 1 behemoth of a fart.

TWAARTVRRRTBLEEET...

"I give up counting," says one of the guys. Will the sexiest fart in history ever end?

Let's hope not.

If you guys are interested in reading, I wrote a story about a guy falling into a world of flatulent men.