*sips Dr. Pepper From A Wine Glass*

Gemini|She/her|check out my splatoon blog @soda-slosher!

[prismatictemptress]

You've heard of sugar daddy now get ready for

Salty mommy

[beckette]

“be the bigger person” i cant i am only 5’3”

[zevzevarainai]

video game challege: [1/7] video games – Splatoon (2015)

Slimy little hipster!

[pototojoe]

that time when pokemen go led me to a murder house

[insertnerdyjokehere]

when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature

[sppaade]

[filibird]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

these are all fucking clean

[peridotredemption-deactivated20]

when u and ur friends hang out

[tokkeki]

masayo_san

[softergirl]

everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt

[fadical-deactivated20150420]

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

[biuestnight-deactivated20221221]

THANK GOD SOMEONE KNOWS BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I SHOW IT TO PEOPLE THEY THINK IM BRAGGING

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[cloudytealeaf]

Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero

Gryffindor actual description: "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*

Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,

Ravenclaw actual description: hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet

Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love

Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government

Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes

Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose

[tastefullyoffensive]

[princessharumi]

I’m sorry (I’m not)

[princessharumi]

If you guys don’t think this could happen then how do you explain this ????