corpsie (clown version) ★

aka my medieval-verse clown apprentice blog teehee

[clown-corpsie]

Hark, fair doves! I am Corpsie, a village maiden orphaned, now apprenticed (and adopted by!) to the Kingdom's most wondrous court jester! I enjoy sewing, dancing, and joking for the kingdom!

parent of mine: @court-jester-offical

[clown-corpsie]

... OkI might like your father just a tiny bit... TINY TINY BIT... Who am I kidding its fucking obvius 3:

@a-clown-offical

KNEW ITTTT

[court-jester-offical]

*puts bread over him*

:( why art thee turning me into a sandwich… *sniff*

[clown-corpsie]

STOP BULLYING MY PAPA >:•((

THOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE A TASTY SAMMICH THEE IS TOO YEARNFUL FOR THE CLOWN

[a-clown-offical]

THEE IS KISSING MY PAPA??????? :00000

- @clown-corpsie 🩰

... ITS NOT LIKE THAT THOSE ARE FRIEND KISSES IM NOT TURNING INTO YOUR DAD TOO STAY BACK

[clown-corpsie]

:(((

[court-jester-offical]

*someone covers his eyes from behind*

Guess whoooo!

(Defenitly not @a-clown-offical )

😨 HATH I FINALLY GONE BLIND?!

[clown-corpsie]

stewpid....

[court-jester-offical]

FANS... WE SHALL ASEMBLE...

MARRY THE CLOWN YOU JEALOUS JESTER 🗣️🗣️🗣️

*SCREAMS AND JUMPS INTO BED, HIDING UNDERNEATH THE COVERS*

[clown-corpsie]

dew it dew it dew it...!

[court-jester-offical]

F A T H E R

🩰 - @clown-corpsie

😨 AH-!

[clown-corpsie]

i love thee :3

[court-jester-offical]

This mayhaps be a tad controversial but, I mineself am a big fan of dead baby jokes! They never get old :)

[clown-corpsie]

would thou abort me :•{....

[a-clown-offical]

thou should marry my papa

- @clown-corpsie 🩰

I dont want to have to take care of kids for too long... Sorry

[clown-corpsie]

tis just me tho !!!

[a-clown-offical]

I think he dosent like me tho, we're just really good best friends!!

[clown-corpsie]

ahhh, that doth make sense..

[a-clown-offical]

thou should marry my papa

- @clown-corpsie 🩰

I dont want to have to take care of kids for too long... Sorry

[clown-corpsie]

tis just me tho !!!

[court-jester-offical]

So are you homosexual yet

Are you gonna marry the clowm yet

*carries inside a basketful of letters demanding that I wed the clown and tosses them into the hearth*

[clown-corpsie]

thou means yes ^w^

[court-jester-offical]

Thou art grounded.

[clown-corpsie]

NONONO WAIT THEE IS SORRY DON'T PUT THEE IN THE GROUND

[court-jester-offical]

So are you homosexual yet

Are you gonna marry the clowm yet

*carries inside a basketful of letters demanding that I wed the clown and tosses them into the hearth*

[clown-corpsie]

thou means yes ^w^

[homosexuality-offical]

You shoukd see the yaoi going on bweteen @a-clown-offical and @court-jester-offical

three movies coming out in 2029 dw

[clown-corpsie]

jester is my papa :3

[court-jester-offical]

invITAtIOn

Ｉ ｉｎｖｉｔｅ YOᑌ TO ᗯᗩTᑕᕼ my litTle ponY աíԵհ ოҽҽҽҽҽ բհís αբԵҽɾղօօղ աíԵհ թօթcօɾղ αղժ sղαcks ճc բɾíҽղժsհíթ ís ოαցíc

(The wrost handwriting in existence and a bad drawing of them as ponies)

@a-clown-offical

*Squints eyes and holds paper super close to face, struggling to read the handwriting and figure out what the drawing is supposed to be*

Hm, I didst not know that they were in possession of a small horse…

*he then writes back in the most fancyiful cursive and over the top handwriting the world has ever seen*

𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓅𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝓎 𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝑒𝑒𝒹. 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓅𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽 𝓈𝓂𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒, 𝓈𝑜 𝐼 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝒹𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒸𝓊𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝑜𝓃𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒. 𝐻𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇, 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑒𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒, 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓉𝒽 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓅𝑜𝓅𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝒾𝓈…𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝓅𝓇𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓈𝓉 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸 𝓉𝑜 𝒶 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓂𝓊𝓂. 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝒷𝒶𝒹 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝐼 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝓌𝒾𝓏𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝑜 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓇𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝓎𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂 𝒾𝓃 𝓇𝒽𝓎𝓂𝑒𝓈.

[a-clown-offical]

ოվ líԵԵlҽ թօղվ ís α cαɾԵօօօղ, í ժօղԵ հαѵҽ α թօղվ xժ xժαղժ թօթcօɾղ ís α ѵҽɾվ ժҽlícíմs sղαck. Եհҽ sհօա ís α ճօմԵ α թմɾթlҽ թօղվ ահօ lҽαɾղs բɾíҽղժsհíթ αղժ ოαցíc, ოվ բαѵօɾíԵҽ թօղվ ís թíճkíҽ թմҽ, αղժ վօմɾs աíll թɾօճαճkվ ճҽ cҽlҽsԵíα :3

í հօթҽ Եհís lҽԵԵҽɾ բíճժs վօմ síllվ :)

[court-jester-offical]

*The letter only serves to further confuse and leave him with more questions than answers* wha…?

𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝑜𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃.

[clown-corpsie]

OOOH I WANT TO SEE TOO !!!!! I QUITE LIKE HORSIES

[a-clown-offical]

i ship thee with mine own father, by the way

- @clown-corpsie

To where?

[a-clown-offical]

@court-jester-offical you know what this kid means?

[court-jester-offical]

Pay no heed, she hast gained a sudden interest in sailing recently. Heaven knows why…

[clown-corpsie]

i meant relationships but okay :/

[court-jester-offical]

Hi even with our past differences I hope we can be friendsies <:3?

@a-clown-offical

*He is stood there, wide eyed and carrying an armful of onions*

… Perchance…

[a-clown-offical]

YIIIIIIPEEEEEEEEEEEE

[court-jester-offical]

*He suddenly screams and cowers, covering his eyes with his arms causing him to drop all the onions*

WHAT IS THAT THING?! KILL IT! KILL IT!

[clown-corpsie]

make them kisssss....

[clown-corpsie]

Mayst I danceth with thee?

you may !! 🩷