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nikola orsinov from TMA?

Makeup: The unfortunate situation arises that, since she is a podcast character, we don't have a lot going for her appearance wise. We don't actually know if she's wearing makeup or not, and the most we get facial features wise is that she is a plastic mannequin, so, presumably, her face is blank. But who knows! Maybe she just puts makeup on her cold hard plastic surface. ?/10

Outfit: Luckily, we actually have somewhat of an idea what she's wearing, that being a stereotypical circus ringmaster's outfit. You can't really go wrong there, so it's safe to say she's a solid 10/10.

Performance: She may perform the part of the clown and do supposedly clown-y things such as dancing, but she also uses these abilities for.... Bad things, to say the least, which completely destroys the good aspects. I'm sorry, Nikola, it's just not appropriate to murder people's brothers while in costume. 0/10

Other: She breaks all commandments except for 7 because of The Unknowing alone. I can appreciate her dedication to clowning, but can she please stop trying to cause the apocalypse? God damn.

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Mr Mint from candy land? (he looks a bit different in different versions of the game)

Yeah I guess he’s close enough to a clown

Makeup: Rosey cheeks and a clown nose! It’s simple but it gets the job done. 7/10

Outfit: Lots of peppermint stripes with pinks and reds, which I really like! I especially love the shoes. In some artwork, he has an axe, which is also peppermint themed. I like it! 9/10

Performance: He may not clown, but he does seem to do a good job at being a lumberjack. I’ll give him that! 5/10

Other: Breaks the 7th commandment on the account of “probably doesn’t go to any circuses anyway.” Could be worse, though.

Overall: 8/10

Addendum: i have the version of the game where he looks like this:

I don’t like it. 0/10

#board games #boardgames #Candyland board game #Mr. Mint #Clowns #Lumberjack #clown #lumberjacks #mod portrait

if a clown is wearing their costume and sees someone being racist or homophobic r they allowed 2 punch the mean person or would taht b breaking the clown commandments

They are very much allowed to punch the racist, homophobe, transphobe, any bigot, really. No commandments can obstruct justice.

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rate marx from kirby!!!

How come literally none of us have rated marx here before

Makeup: None! Although he’s pretty small and probably wouldn’t have the space on his face for it anyway. 5/10 i like his teeths

Outfit: The half-and-half hat with two different patterns is extremely nice. The bow is also very very nice! When he gains the ultimate power, the wings he gets look sick and personally id try to get an ultimate power just so i can get those sick golden heartwings with the hexagons. Marx may be a wretched little man but he has taste. 10/10

Performance: In the beginning of Milkyway Wishes, he can be seen balancing on a ball, which you would think is the performance. No! The real performance is the fact that he was tricking kirby into asking nova so he could obtain ultimate power and control popstar. It was very convincing when he did it, i’ll give him that, but >:( . 8/10

Other: He breaks the 4th amendment by rudely shoving kirby out of the way while still in costume, and then proceeding to attack kirby while still in costume.

Wretched little man. 7/10.

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Rate Beppi The Clown from Cuphead please.

Makeup: As lackluster as it is, it’s a genuinely interesting concept! A clown who is half-and-half. You don’t see that often! If only it was a little more than just that, though. 5/10

Outfit: Similar to the makeup, it’s a bit lackluster, but I do enjoy the shoes being two different colors and the diamonds. I don’t know why. 4/10

Performance: We don’t see any performance from Beppi outside of his attacks, which are all carnival themed; unless you count his puns for when you’re defeated.

Other: Sir. Sir it’s illegal to attack children. Sir. Sir

#cuphead #Beppi the Clown #mod portrait #clown #clowns

does mr. mime count as a clown?

Yes!