screaming is the new gay

the name's Lamp † xe/xem † 20 † lesbian † My main is sp1tcasually so follows are from there † my carrd

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[gerardwaysbob]

this got a little kick to it

[egonkula]

egonkula it’s urgent i need ray toro messy bun image to survive please it’s an emergency

this is often an emergency im having too

[kimwxller]

I am the vampire Madeleine Eparvier. And my immortal companion is Claudia. My coven is Claudia.

[clowninglessons]

Said to my 65 year old mum that I didn't know how I was going to pay rent and I could try selling my crochet but I doubt that would make anything and she responsed "you could always sell your body. I hear people make a lot of money from selling feet videos on the Internet" EXCUSE ME

[clowninglessons]

My phone has been doing this fun thing where every hour of every day is 22c with a UV index of 5 and a sun hat recommended. Obviously this carries to the middle of the night

[segamascott]

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[gerardwaysbob]

x

[dyketoro]

are you guys seeing this….

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[milligramspoison]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[theaterard]

oh thank u lord

[theaterard]

mcrmy official moderator: okay WHO splooged on the wifi router… ray?

ray: i would never!

mcrmyofficial: frank?

frank: i have the chastity belt on today it’s not me

mcrmyofficial: mikey??

mikey: 👎🚫🙅🫶

mcrmyofficial:…. gerard is there something you want to share with us?

gerard, buzzing ominously and trembling, noticeably soft: who, little ol’ me? golly i’m turnin’ red at the thought!!!

[mikeywayarchive]

mychemicalromance: July 10, 2026 - London, UK - Wembley Stadium ———————— 📸: @wheresbryce @mattyvogel @jessedeflorio

[Jul 14, 2026]

[piierrote]

stop stop shes already dead !

[chameliyun]

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony