screaming is the new gay

the name's Lamp † xe/xem † 20 † lesbian † My main is sp1tcasually so follows are from there † my carrd

[oxypill]

[yaoimothman]

Can you stake my heart?

[bnunybusiness]

Unicorn

[imaveryevilgirl]

[famylee83]

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

[clowninglessons]

Why is the radio coming out of the guitar amp.....................

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time

[shocklabrynth]

trans women who top love dressing like homeless vietnam veterans. it’s like their version of drinking water

[hellokittytorturenexus]

[daughterofsweatywerewolftriumph]

"I'm retired from dickslinging" "we need you for one last job.. a thighjob" "I'm a ronin, a soldier without a nation... you have to host"

[zazacounty]

the last bushi-doll

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[mousidy]

even if that random trans woman did do all that I don't care lol

[mousidy]

very funny that literally just riffing on a common tumblr joke about women, but with an especially marginalized group of women, has people months later coming to me like "oh yeah well what about what THIS trans woman you've never met did?" and the answer is still I don't care lol

[mousidy]

if I had posted the same thing without the word "trans" the population of this website would go "true" and then keep scrolling

[mousidy]

TMEs see the words "trans woman" and they fly into a bloodthirsty rage

[clowninglessons]

About to present my dissertation for 30% of my final grade and I swallowed a sweet whole.......i can feel it in my throat help

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[thememedaddy]

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater (06.02.2026)

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[clowninglessons]

My mums at this strange place now where she understands the job market is terrible but only in certain areas. Telling me how it's hopeless for graduates to get jobs these days because she went with no qualifications into banking and now you need a masters degree to do the exact same work. So in the mean time I should just go take my cv around the local shops and see if anyone's hiring

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth