Hey Kids! Do you want a loyal friend who wears their heart on their sleeve and is always honest? This is not that guy. Do you want a well-traveled scholar of utmost maturity and infinite wisdom? He’s not that either. Try Bookman Senior.
How about a tall, dumb ginger with a pirate-patch and an affinity for obnoxious pranks, worse nicknames, and could learn a thing or two about Emotions™ from a toaster? Then look no further because we’re offering you a great deal! For the Low, Low price of ONE (1) Follow, this ridiculous archivist-in-training LAVI JUNIOR BOOKMAN could be yours! Strings attached? Ha! You wish! Attachments are forbidden! Where’s the lie? All the lies! This Bunny-Boy probably hasn’t spoken a single truth in his life!
Act Now! Fuck’s given are selling out fast!
Warning: Do Not Buy if you have a soul and aren’t prepared to be stressed daily. THIS FUCKER CAN’T FIGURE OUT HIS FEELINGS. Is he your friend? Just some annoying jackass? WHO KNOWS. He sure doesn’t.
Consumer Reviews: Terrible. Just the worst piece of shit. Best used in stew. Rabbit comes pre-salted before roasting.














