clown blogging

☻ i like clown jester and mimes ☻

[juenavei]

do you like him? his name is cereal killer the clown

[passionpeachy]

a clown and her rescue balloon dogs

[clownotaku]

Clowntober day 4: Patchwork

[3rdmissingsock]

Bookmark starting their day off right!!

[hollowmorgve]

i am but a sad clown ~

[clowns4hire]

this is so cute need this

[clowngiirl]

[clowns4hire]

me n my gf if we were little clown cat calico critters

[clowngiirl]

[clownomics]

This Blog Tastes Funny

[note: some links may not work on mobile]

Hi! This blog is for my silly and surreal worldbuilding project about an alternate version of our world where clowns are not people but rather a type of anomalous animal and thus are used as pets, entertainers/mascots, and even in agriculture and the meat industry.

If you've been on Tumblr for a while you'll quickly see the connection to Clown Husbandry which is certainly one of my main inspirations. However, I also want to credit Mutatedeye, especially the early work on their surreal webcomic Vertigo's Fun Land for the meatcore horror aspect of this world.

Although these influences are evident, I've also included details such as an alternate history of clown-related industries in the economic landscape (the eclownomy if you will) as well as speculative evolution/biology including a phylogenetic tree of how the different clown breeds are related. Additionally, I tried to expand on the world itself by creating clown-related megacorporations and ecosystems with other surreal circus themed flora and fauna.

All of this can be found under the 'Navigation' section of this blog (if you're on desktop, may not work for mobile). But all the worldbuilding lore can also be found on the Master Google Doc.

This blog will mostly serve as an archive for the art related to this project including things about the multiple clown OCs I've made set within this world :)

Thats all! Hope you enjoy my shenanigans

[tepidti]

got the idea from here

[clowns4hire]

CLWON BILL!!! BEAUTIFUL!

[clowns4hire]

I am tired of people thinking that just because mimes are a more quiet breed, that they need less space or entertainment. They can be very active and cheerful when in the right environment! And don't get me started on treats! You cannot feed only feed them black and white things. They need color in their diet!

[raposeira]

The starry night clown

The youngest member of The White Bunny Troupe, he shares the scene with the sun and moon clowns, for he’s too nervous to perform on his own

[darkodolll-deactivated20250102]

[clown-college-honor-roll]

[clowns4hire]

craving

[fallen-killjoy13]

So I’m looking into adopting a circus clown and I was just looking at some treats for them. Can anyone tell me if these are good for them? Information is kinda hard to find on clown treats.

[clowns4hire]

As a circus clown these are some great treats and I crave them immensely.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[magpie-marvin]

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

[clowns4hire]

excited for dashcon 2

[isawken]

in 1883 in the first recorded rodeo takes place in pecos, texas. in 2001 rob smets attends the PBR world finals in jeans and a sports jersey bearing sponsor logos. in 1568 the gelosi acting company coalesces in italy to perform the hot new style of live improv entertainment. in 1780 joseph grimaldi makes his stage debut at 2 years old at london’s famed drury lane. in the many, many years before any white person ever laid eyes on it, a man in what you’d now call northern arizona paints his body in black and white stripes and puts corn husks in his hair. in 1557 ivan the terrible is pallbearer to a man who walked naked in the streets of moscow. in 2017 the ringling bro’s circus announces its last show, 146 years after the titular brothers first formed it. all of these moments (and more!) have lived in my head rolling around like marbles for years now and im so happy to now have the proper method to infect your mind as well:

History of Fools is a hobby project of mine i've been working on for over a year now! part essay series, part half-assed podcast, part descent into madness, this little diddy is the culmination of years' worth of highly specific insanity. i have 4 half hour-ish essays/episodes out now reviewing the histories of:

Jesters! Commedia Dell'arte! Sacred Clowns and Holy Fools! and my personal favorite (seriously if you listen to or read any please choose this one) Rodeo Clowns!

I have more episodes planned to get into clowns proper, hoping to come out in 2024. but until then please take a read or a listen and let me know what you think!

CLICK HERE FOR FOOLS!