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23 / denver / mostly nancy drew

[magpie-marvin]

New username!

Changed from gentlemenprefergirlbloggers to magpie-marvin 🐦‍⬛

[natalyakayak]

Nancy Drew: Stay Tuned for Danger (1999)

[thebeastofblackmoor]

imagine you start a new job and on DAY TWO, one of your coworkers gets pushed down the stairs and gets FULL FUCKING RETROGRADE AMNESIA and THEN the nurse calls and says “hey we can’t reach any of his friends and family. Will you be the person who helps him get his memories back? Thanksss” honestly I’d just quit

[glassxrose]

Point 1: It's an internship,her ass was NOT even being paid. Point 2: Yeah but he's a 60 year old man who made 78,000 dollars a year (in 2024) with cheekbones. When is this opportunity going to happen again?

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Ok imagine you’re a lesbian and this happens

[glassxrose]

Way ahead of you, bestie:

Also:

I've done the research

And it came out really, really good, too.

So just trust me!! Henrik Van Der Hune for LESBIANS!!!

[thebeastofblackmoor]

not Jordan Myrick being used against me 😭 😭 😭

[turbosocks-wifi]

Being a Ned Nickerson enjoyer in the Nancy Drew fandom truly be rough. Like yeah my boy is a little bit of a stale cracker, but you neglect his important role in the story as just "the guy".

where every other mystery story has a single woman character and she fulfills the role of "the girl".

Theres Ned. It's him, the gender role breaker, "The Guy". Leave my mans alone, i need Nancy and her friends competent, and any time i see Ned not present i must suffer with the women becoming less competent from the writers and I WILL NOT HAVE IT. LET MY MAN BE A LITTLE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, JUST A LITTLE GUY. HE LOVES HIS COMPETENT MYSTERY SOLVING GIRLFRIEND.

[subtextread]

[charleenapurcellslaptop]

I love how the trap door will be like 90% closed before the villain starts their monologue and it just... waits patiently

[ndconceptarchive]

One of the wallpapers from Danger by Design if anyone would like to have the same desktop as Sonny Joon.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[fagexe]

Gerard looking absolutely gorgeous moments before a water bottle hits me

[hopetothosewhosearch]

much like the rest of sck's cast, jake rogers is more of a paper-thin sketch than a fully-realized character, but ... i kind of love him? i think one of the best things the remake did was retcon the little hidden messages into part of his master plan. there's something compelling about a high schooler planning so carefully for his own death while also feeling so stupidly confident it won't happen ... and then violently dying due to his own overconfidence ... which itself justifies all the planning and paranoia that he thought would never have to justify. jake was, explicitly, textually, not as smart as he thought he was. but you still play the whole game feeling like he's leading you around by the nose, making fun of you for being two steps behind.

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[livethroughtthis]

Fiona Apple wearing suit of armor on a subway by Joe McNally

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[malonesdogs]

list of pc games where a seemingly ditzy fame-obsessed woman tricks nancy drew into finding an old treasure for her in an underground cavern where nancy has to pull on wooden support beams marked with symbols in the correct order to access the treasure which was hidden there long ago by some guy and the treasure isn't what the woman expected it to be but she surprises nancy in the cavern because she followed her there and tries to kill nancy by trapping her in an underground cave collapse because she thinks nancy's death will get her publicity, and also charleena purcell is around in some capacity