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This is my homestuck blog. Follow my other blog sherl0ck's-vi0lin for more shenanigans :) <3

[seraphielleh]

Love how in homestuck we can be like “oh yeah sure hes decapitated but hes DEFINITELY FINE” and be RIGHT ABOUT IT 

[generalivan]

[thewaitisogre]

i feel like i’m being personally targeted and i don’t like it 

[errantharlot-deactivated2018090]

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria

[left-reminders]

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[imperfectkreis]

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

[aesirhighblood]

Calliope is making friends!!!

[bim0ngsam0ng]

again

[onlytwitterpics]

[mindtheglass]

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to. 

[madjazzed]

[andisupreme]

O H. 

OH NO.

[aestheticsandchill]

[autohaste]

Just making sure you knew what you said

[cimerie]

Look how hard this cat is lounging (twitter)

[plasmalogical]

hedonism

[cryptid-sighting]

Reblog if you support and condone hedonist cat and all his actions

[kouprii]

I’M SO PROUD OF THESE CHILDREN

(non-animated versions under the cut :D)

EDIT*: mobile tumblr screws up the gif timing and I have no idea why

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[pink-mage]

just wanna remind y'all that there was a character in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy who accidentally became immortal and decided to spend his eternity of suffering traveling through time and space to insult everyone in the universe, one by one, in alphabetical order, and if that’s not a hero idk what is

[ahql11]

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[velinxi]

Had to draw it out after uzzit pointed this out! It’s been a long time.