pandemonium;

Inactive but I sporadically exist here sometimes |

[greelin]

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

[champainemami]

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

[jxnc-deactivated20170922]

lettuce

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[givemeinternet]

[sleepy-bebby]

Cat dimension

More cat content here

[whisperdal-deactivated20230131]

You're really angry all the time. If you died, that would stop.

this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten I love you

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[coffeeacademia]

professors really out here expecting intellectual answers from my rotting brain. like bro please know your target audience while framing the exam questions

[seashellronan]

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[theotreptos]

there’s really nothing quite like talking to yourself at 3am pretending that you’re being interviewed and answering questions that you wish someone would ask you.

[greelin]

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

[everythingfox]

slurp slurp

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[dumbgay]

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

brain: u wanna be sad for no reason?

me: ……no

brain: did i hear a yes? can i get a yes???

[saintsoup]

“hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”

[best-of-turnblr]

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly