Super Edgy Title

Welp I'm done my post secondary education and work full time with trains - guess I’m an adult now…30s, bisexual - hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish - but looking for a man

[chongoblog]

have you heard about the new rock by the water

Ayo new rock dropped lets go

[plum-soup]

Haus if Decline best 4 panel evwr

[academicwitchversion]

𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[walterlouis2]

[minimalistquotes]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue on without you. So live a little.

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bisquid]

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

[i-say-ok]

ok!

[a-mimic-and-a-jester]

ITS THE OG OMG

[jennyislander]

Had to be this one.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

BRUTUS IS BACK!

[oddarette]

“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?”

Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes 💖

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dear-julien]

Mirror mirror on the wall show me big fat hairy balls

[kaylmao]

my genius uncle might have found another realm

[cutecipher]

can you please verify first before posting

[kaylmao]

its actually ☝️ a pneumonic to remember the planets

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard