Dancin' in the moonlight

Alexis | 23 | a most peculiar mademoiselle

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

[dragontatoes]

do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed

[peregrineggsandham]

What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)

[elanormcinerney]

Nina Auerbach | Our Vampires, Ourselves

[cantarellangel-deactivated]

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

*sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him

[kosmo-mckogane]

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

[tialeopika-deactivated20240122]

[prokopetz]

I thing sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

[deadbeatmaker]

I’m not “showing signs of mental illness” I’m hiding them really well actually everyone thinks i act really normal. I think. I’m pretty sure

[unbotheredmuse]

[cheesyotpprompts]

“You know I’d kill anyone for you, right?”

“Yes, love. But could you kill me?”

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[noelledeltarune]

i’ve been so into food videos lately.... they’re all like "ten quick and easy deserts you can make at home 😋😍" and then 30 seconds in on the first one they go ok so now take out your blowtorch,

[noelledeltarune]

are you seeing this shit

[thethirdbear]

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[mortimermcmirestinks]

my two favourite things about this

everyone knows what this is

the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago

[thegreatspacehobo]

*person from the 1800's missing the pocket watch keyhole* don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

[ijaazat]

damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears

[polyhedric-dimension]

You can't go home again