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[samsterham]

Adhd Culture is sometimes taking 4 tries to get your coffee made;

1.) Grind the beans, fill the reservoir, turned on machine. Didn't put ground beans in filter, brews hot water.

"Ah fuck."

2.)Refill reservoir, put grounds in filter, turn machine on again. Fail to open the valve thingy on the filter holder thingy, filter overflows dramatically. Hot grounds go everywhere.

"AAAHHH GODDAMMIT."

3.) Clean mess. Rinse out filter & carafe. Grind more beans, refill reservoir, put beans in filter, open valve thing, walk away. 10 mins later: "Why the fuck didn't this brew....???? Wait--- MOTHERFUCKER. Gotta actually turn it on!"

4. Turn on machine. Finally aquire coffee. ??? Profit.

[roseanneholmes]

I JUST TRIED SOJU WITH YAKULT AND WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES IT TASTE SO BOMB😩😩

[moe-mozzarella]

MmmmMmm shitty college coffeeee, I bet if I chug this while running to class I’ll be fine and will experience zero consequences!

A few minutes later: (nauseously) urghhhghggh

[annienaky]

[baconorigami]

Take me to Snalifornia

[katherinekris]

"I invited him in for 'coffee', and at an unexpected turn of events we actually had coffee." She seemed legitimately confused this- there had been no murder, attempt at assassination, no attack or fire or anything. They'd had coffee. They chatted about things like the evolution if animals, and if plants felt anything, and then he left. She almost felt uneasy about it, as if thinking the situation was going to come back and haunt her.

anj-inc

“That… is comepletely unlike you.” Katherine trailed, twirling the teabag from the slip of paper attached, glancing at Dex again. “I mean, I’m proud. One less… eh, corpse to deal with, right?” 

Usually, these conversations ended quite differently. “Are you still getting paid for your not-kill-and-coffee?”