The Dragon's Hoard Tavern

She/her | 1994.  I write code, draw things, make music, and sometimes other stuff.  Art is found under "my art" tag.  After all these years my tagging game is still absymal.See also https://pillowfort.social/moji

[marisatomay]

Happy Pride

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

[cinnamnt]

still hate that they took all the parappa soundtracks/umjammer lammy milkcan album off spotify

[umbloggerlammy]

stil finenanshaly recovering. I hav been drinking water out of my hands

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[kippwire]

the idol groups if they were just splatoon 1 splatbands instead

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[demilypyro]

celestia is a funny character because am I talking about the murder game goth girl or the horse

[lindleland]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[froggie-with-a-beanie]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[9ine9ine9ine6ix]

[toskarin]

what in fuck's name is your theme, holy unusable shit.... i didnt realize people still did that

what's the matter frutiga aeroling, afraid you'll taste some functional html

[toskarin]

gonna be honest I forgot I had that cursor, maybe you've got a point

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Forgive me.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

only if you forgive me

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His world now

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HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

i am so sorry for this

[lochneddmonster]

Where the FUCK is he?

[demilypyro]

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

thanks man

[transjinako]

This is the reality all maids face 

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]