Clumsy French Bad Guy

34. French baddie who always ends up in slapstick and humiliating mishaps, with his bare butt or ridiculous undies exposed. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID.

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Pants ripped!

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French Bad Guy caught without pants!

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I've been caught again!

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French Bad Guy vs Guard Dog - AI VIDEO

Full gif and video on my DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/French-Bad-Guy-vs-Guard-Dog-AI-VIDEO-1344372599

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Caught again by a guard dog! Damnit!

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I’m thinking back to that embarrassing time when I ended up with my butt exposed on the beach in front of everyone.

It was four years ago, I was with a group of friends—men and women—who had gone to a beach in Normandy to go swimming. On the way back, I decided to change while keeping my towel wrapped around my waist. I took off my swim trunks to put on my (gorgeous) boxers (red with white hearts).

As I stood naked under my towel, the knot came undone and the entire back of the towel fell open, exposing my bare butt to the people around me. One of my friends rushed over to hold the towel for me—I was holding the front to cover my crotch—but my butt was completely exposed for a few seconds.

As I apologized to my friends for the incident, especially to the people nearby, one friend burst out laughing and said, “Don’t worry, they just saw the moon… and maybe they liked it!” As I pulled my boxers back on, a female friend burst out laughing and said, “Nice boxers!”

I made quite a scene that day—bare butt and ridiculous underwear.

Here’s a photo montage inspired by that real-life experience, though it’s a bit more dramatic (my towel didn’t actually fall that far).

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It kinda looked like this, actually, except I was holding the front of the towel to hide my crotch.

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I’m thinking back to that embarrassing time when I ended up with my butt exposed on the beach in front of everyone.

It was four years ago, I was with a group of friends—men and women—who had gone to a beach in Normandy to go swimming. On the way back, I decided to change while keeping my towel wrapped around my waist. I took off my swim trunks to put on my (gorgeous) boxers (red with white hearts).

As I stood naked under my towel, the knot came undone and the entire back of the towel fell open, exposing my bare butt to the people around me. One of my friends rushed over to hold the towel for me—I was holding the front to cover my crotch—but my butt was completely exposed for a few seconds.

As I apologized to my friends for the incident, especially to the people nearby, one friend burst out laughing and said, “Don’t worry, they just saw the moon… and maybe they liked it!” As I pulled my boxers back on, a female friend burst out laughing and said, “Nice boxers!”

I made quite a scene that day—bare butt and ridiculous underwear.

Here’s a photo montage inspired by that real-life experience, though it’s a bit more dramatic (my towel didn’t actually fall that far).

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It kinda looked like this, actually, except I was holding the front of the towel to hide my crotch.

[clumsyfrenchbadguy]

I’m thinking back to that embarrassing time when I ended up with my butt exposed on the beach in front of everyone.

It was four years ago, I was with a group of friends—men and women—who had gone to a beach in Normandy to go swimming. On the way back, I decided to change while keeping my towel wrapped around my waist. I took off my swim trunks to put on my (gorgeous) boxers (red with white hearts).

As I stood naked under my towel, the knot came undone and the entire back of the towel fell open, exposing my bare butt to the people around me. One of my friends rushed over to hold the towel for me—I was holding the front to cover my crotch—but my butt was completely exposed for a few seconds.

As I apologized to my friends for the incident, especially to the people nearby, one friend burst out laughing and said, “Don’t worry, they just saw the moon… and maybe they liked it!” As I pulled my boxers back on, a female friend burst out laughing and said, “Nice boxers!”

I made quite a scene that day—bare butt and ridiculous underwear.

Here’s a photo montage inspired by that real-life experience, though it’s a bit more dramatic (my towel didn’t actually fall that far).

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So, I did an edit to that infamous "butt bite scene" from the Inspector Gadget movie, adding a shot I've always wanted to see.

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French Bad Guy Dognapping Again!

Full gif available on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/French-Bad-Guy-Dognapping-Again-1338802677

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French Bad Guy and the Dalmatians

Full gif on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/French-Bad-Guy-and-the-Dalmatians-1337261129

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Written by @profoundexpertearthquake.

In his latest failure the French bad guy tried to steal some puppies, all went well until the pups mother ripped his pants off, pink underwear!! Somewhat fittingly given the original movie.

However unlike Jasper's baggy boxers these were altogether more racy, a pair of tiny bikini briefs.

As he ran out from the old manor house through the large door he almost bumped in the dogs owner Anita Radcliffe she covers her mouth with both hands trying to suppress laughter.

Now highly embarrassed he cups the front of his briefs with both hands trying to hide them from her before shuffling past her then running in a crouched position given her a good veiw of his rear "Gosh these are skimpy " she muttered "your bloody dogs " he shouts.

Sadly for him his ordeal wasn't quite over as a dalmatian tore past Anita and disappeared down the driveway "Perdy come back " yells Anita fearing for her dogs safety, a silence followed with only the sound of the birds, Anita's tension mounts! Then a "Ye-oww" followed by a ripping sound echoes from the not to far distance.

Perdy returns wagging her tail much to Anita's relief " Good girl " then as she gets nearer " Whats that you've got " followed by

"Is that his" " Oh you clever girl" biting her lip she removes the thin pink fabric holds it up "Sexy weren't they " she says and half giggles to Perdy " Now where should I put Ah " as she spies the empty hanging baskets by the doorway, she hangs the French man's ruined briefs on it and stands back "Perfect " she announced! then returns inside. But please spare a thought for that poor French bloke with his bare backside both hands covering his!! well you no what! Definitely not suitable for a Disney movie!

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French Bad Guy and the Dalmatians

Full gif on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/French-Bad-Guy-and-the-Dalmatians-1337261129

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That french bad guy lost another pair of pants recently, this time thanks to a angry dalmatian. He didn't hang around once his skimpy pink briefs were exposed

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French Bad Guy and the Dalmatians

Full gif on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/French-Bad-Guy-and-the-Dalmatians-1337261129

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French Bad Guy vs Bull!

Full gif on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/1336960600

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French Bad Guy in the jungle! (AI VIDEO)

Full version on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/French-Bad-Guy-in-the-jungle-1335392051

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French Bad Guy pantsed again!

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French Bad Guy Pranked by Drone!

That drone is VERY quiet.

Full gif on DeviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/frenchbadguy/art/French-Bad-Guy-Pranked-by-Drone-1336163601