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happymode joymaxxing puppyposter | BPD haver (Best Puppy Disorder) | 21 | it/pup/dog | Birdie

[clumsypaws]

hello, i'm birdie! please respect me, my blog, and my wishes! this is my safe space!

hello!! my name is birdie! i'm your favorite silly dorkdoggie puppyposting netpuppy :3 i was uploaded in '04 and have never stopped wagging my tail since~!

feel free 2 ask about userbox / DNI banner / intro post requests! you do not need to credit me!! i enjoy doing these for fun, just DM me or send an ask!!

-`pronouns´- : (click these!!!) ʚ it/its ʚ birdie/birdies ʚ dog/doggy ʚ pup/puppy ʚ if you are confused, just ask!

i am a mint-coated doggy, most closely resembling a golden retriever. i have floppy ears and sometimes a stubby fluffy tail. when i am on 4-legs, i am 3 apples tall (24in.) & when i am on 2-legs, i am 11 apples tall (48in.)! my name is birdie and i was born from a lily pad in a pond - i was once a pupflower, which is a flower with puppy faces in the middle! and then they get bigger and sprout into lily pad pups (me!)

please be nice to me! please talk to me! i love DMs and making new friends! idk how to reach out to others but i really want friends that i can talk 2 on my puter!

if we are moots/oomfs i will call u my "littermate" - if you are uncomfortable w/ this, PLEASE let me know! i'm not scared to block blogs. if i have posted/reblogged/interacted with/said something INCORRECT, BIGOTED, RUDE, or otherwise FOUL, please inform me! if i am following a bad/abusive blog, please inform me! i want to know so i can improve as an individual! i am autistic and have not been socialized well - i struggle in understanding boundaries before retrospect, so if i say something inappropriate please say you are uncomfortable, it is okay!!

some subjects i do/have/enjoy/you can bring up and we can talk about: ⭑.ᐟ BPD | AuDHD | PDD | GAD | C-PTSD | PNES | GERD | FMS | ME/CFS ⭑.ᐟ Skyrim/TES | OSU! | The Sims | Inscryption | Meadow | Fallout Franchise | RoR2 | WolfQuest | Cult of the Lamb | (old school) Roblox tycoons

[clumsypaws]

what the heck who let me sleep so freeking long .?..

[clumsypaws]

hi !

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i do not know if i am coming back soon or not, but i don't think i belong in the nonhuman side of tumblr. there is too much discourse, anger, and sadness when i need a safe space to sometimes regress. i cannot stand being further out into such a hateful space when i need a break from all of the hate around the world

i gotta just wiggle my way into petre, but even then...? there will still be sadness and anger and discourse. will i ever find a safe space? m ,, i feel so sad and helpless regarding it all.

however, !!

feel free to dm me on discord if you'd like to talk to me some more ! i am going through a very long depressive episode but puppy is finally medicated and doing its best :'3

my discord user is @archangelhen ! feel free to send friend request, just try to dm with your tumblr @ soon after i accept bc otherwise ill get nervous about bots/scams :((

[pupb1tez]

paws at you with my dog like paws

[byjove]

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

[emmacandle]

the honey they produce is chivalrous deeds

[byjove]

DO NOT listen to that tagger. That is a more modern take on knighthood. Nobles could knight knights, knights could knight knights. Before that, any guy with a sword and a horse could just be a knight. Just because the monarchy is holding all the knight rights in England doesn’t mean that is the way it is supposed to be. Knight anarchy.

[byjove]

🗡️ If you’re reading this, I have knighted you. Fuck all those chivalric orders that popped up during the Crusades. Knight anarchy. 🗡️

[honeykomb-nep]

meowrails gif i made a while ago!!!

[antitankrifles]

[cookiedoves]

amanita, chicken of the woods, parrot waxcap, & turkey tail mushrooms 🍄‍🟫

[nblesbianwerewolf]

me (wolf) and my doggy friend, we're so silly !!!

[nonhumanposting-deactivated2026]

therian haters make no sense like,, im just, full of whimsy. my bad yo. i went to fun town and nobody knew you!!

[skylargoesbark]

Shoutout to everyone whose home looks like this

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

happy birthday someone

[stop-chicken-nugget-abuse-deact]

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

[red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250]

@katischaos

[twordishdragon]

@finleyforevermore The fact that the reblog date for me is 12:12am literally on my birthday (it’s 12:35am for me rn) lmao

[finsettoland]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! <333

[nonhumanposting-deactivated2026]

im gonna follow you around the house and stare at you while you watch tv and wait at the door when you go to work pls come back pls come back pls come back

[sleepycg-deactivated20250203]

hey, kiddo. just a reminder that you are absolutely not a bad person for prioritizing your own mental health.

you spent most of your day regressed and didn't get many tasks done? that's perfectly fine, sweetheart. regressing is you taking care of yourself. never be ashamed of that.

don't think about what you didn't do today; think about what you did do. be proud of it, no matter how small or big the task was.

i'm proud of what you did today. i'm proud of you for taking care of your mental health. you deserve to feel good.

[confused-gay-alien]

if god really cared i'd have paws right now

[catcrumb]

[yrbutchgf]

[anqelmeows]

im... like an angel in an alien way... alienangelkin... what??