Panko

@breadcrumb-offical's daughter!!!

[panko-offical]

Hello, everyone! I am Panko Breadcrumb, as you may know, my father, Morsel (@breadcrumb-offical) is in here already. So, I have came to maybe join my father!

So, I hope we all become friends and may peace be upon us.

[eredin-offical]

Eredin! Guess who I am?

Hm... Lawrence?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Nope! Twas me

[eredin-offical]

Proper punctuation alongside normal text is usually associated with @retiredsupremeleader-offical, out of character and in character.

Ooc

Eredin how the fuck do you know that

I listen to you, Lad. I'm aware of your presence, I just choose not to respond.

Ooc

Oh ok bro (eredin canonically is aware of me aka the mod)

[breadcrumb-offical]

I also use lots of proper punctuation, believe it or not. I am a very proper gentleman

[eredin-offical]

I'm not a gentleman, but I use proper punctuation. It makes you look more intimidating and professional, hence the amount of Officals who use it.

Ooc

Damn eredin that's good knowledge

[breadcrumb-offical]

That's true. Wait a minute, why do we know that we use proper punctuation when we're talking?

[eredin-offical]

I've never thought about that.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Yes! I guess I just.. know.

[eredin-offical]

Everybody knows...

[breadcrumb-offical]

Wait, really?

[eredin-offical]

Yes, that's what I think. We're all aware of our text.

[breadcrumb-offical]

I don't really believe that. I'll go ask my daughter.

@panko-offical honey do you know what our text is?

[panko-offical]

No? What do you even mean dad

[panko-offical]

Why don't you post anymore?

Oh! You know, overseas Robotics job and all. Its hard to stay here in the Officalverse despite having a citizenship, haha.

[no-one-offical]

*pulling random children from my top hat*

Is this your child?

[breadcrumb-offical]

@panko-offical WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TAHT TOPHAT

[panko-offical]

Sweats

[who-offical]

Oh hey! It's you!

*also inside the top hat for gods know why*

[panko-offical]

Oh heya! Long time no see?

[who-offical]

Yeah! How have you been?

[panko-offical]

I've been great! You?

[no-one-offical]

You two know each other?

[panko-offical]

I was the one who made his Mech, haha.

[no-one-offical]

Ah, that thing wandering around. How tall is it? And I take it he paid you sufficiently?

[panko-offical]

It's pretty tall, though I forgot specifically how tall it is.

He paid me sufficiently too, though, don't worry.

[no-one-offical]

I see.

And alright. Well I'll leave you to it. Have a easy week

[panko-offical]

You too!

[no-one-offical]

*pulling random children from my top hat*

Is this your child?

[breadcrumb-offical]

@panko-offical WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TAHT TOPHAT

[panko-offical]

Sweats

[who-offical]

Oh hey! It's you!

*also inside the top hat for gods know why*

[panko-offical]

Oh heya! Long time no see?

[who-offical]

Yeah! How have you been?

[panko-offical]

I've been great! You?

[no-one-offical]

You two know each other?

[panko-offical]

I was the one who made his Mech, haha.

[no-one-offical]

Ah, that thing wandering around. How tall is it? And I take it he paid you sufficiently?

[panko-offical]

It's pretty tall, though I forgot specifically how tall it is.

He paid me sufficiently too, though, don't worry.

[no-one-offical]

*pulling random children from my top hat*

Is this your child?

[breadcrumb-offical]

@panko-offical WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TAHT TOPHAT

[panko-offical]

Sweats

[who-offical]

Oh hey! It's you!

*also inside the top hat for gods know why*

[panko-offical]

Oh heya! Long time no see?

[who-offical]

Yeah! How have you been?

[panko-offical]

I've been great! You?

[no-one-offical]

You two know each other?

[panko-offical]

I was the one who made his Mech, haha.

[no-one-offical]

*pulling random children from my top hat*

Is this your child?

[breadcrumb-offical]

@panko-offical WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TAHT TOPHAT

[panko-offical]

Sweats

[who-offical]

Oh hey! It's you!

*also inside the top hat for gods know why*

[panko-offical]

Oh heya! Long time no see?

[who-offical]

Yeah! How have you been?

[panko-offical]

I've been great! You?

[who-offical]

Yeah, I've been alright. Fell in love, and other lovely stuffs.

[panko-offical]

Oh! That's great to hear!

[no-one-offical]

*pulling random children from my top hat*

Is this your child?

[breadcrumb-offical]

@panko-offical WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TAHT TOPHAT

[panko-offical]

Sweats

[who-offical]

Oh hey! It's you!

*also inside the top hat for gods know why*

[panko-offical]

Oh heya! Long time no see?

[who-offical]

Yeah! How have you been?

[panko-offical]

I've been great! You?

[no-one-offical]

*pulling random children from my top hat*

Is this your child?

[breadcrumb-offical]

@panko-offical WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TAHT TOPHAT

[panko-offical]

Sweats

[who-offical]

Oh hey! It's you!

*also inside the top hat for gods know why*

[panko-offical]

Oh heya! Long time no see?

[no-one-offical]

*pulling random children from my top hat*

Is this your child?

[breadcrumb-offical]

@panko-offical WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN TAHT TOPHAT

[panko-offical]

Sweats

[panko-offical]

Daughter, my little sun, my great light, my amazing girl, do you mind fetching me the steel barrel in the bunker's basement? The one with the "DO NOT OPEN" printed on the top? I need it for my plan.

- @breadcrumb-offical

Uh sure. It's still at mom's bunker's basement isn't it? I'll go fetch them for ya. After you pay for my next doctors appointment because if I actually carried the barrel my back would break into pieces. Idiot.

[breadcrumb-offical]

I'll pay you. I have 500 bucks on me right now.

[panko-offical]

That's what i- wait, you'll actually pay me? 500 bucks!? How did you even get that much money!?

[breadcrumb-offical]

That's... Nothing to worry about. Anyways, are you doing it or no?

[panko-offical]

Sure, just give me 300 and I'll be on my way.

[panko-offical]

Daughter, my little sun, my great light, my amazing girl, do you mind fetching me the steel barrel in the bunker's basement? The one with the "DO NOT OPEN" printed on the top? I need it for my plan.

- @breadcrumb-offical

Uh sure. It's still at mom's bunker's basement isn't it? I'll go fetch them for ya. After you pay for my next doctors appointment because if I actually carried the barrel my back would break into pieces. Idiot.

[breadcrumb-offical]

I'll pay you. I have 500 bucks on me right now.

[panko-offical]

That's what i- wait, you'll actually pay me? 500 bucks!? How did you even get that much money!?

[panko-offical]

Daughter, my little sun, my great light, my amazing girl, do you mind fetching me the steel barrel in the bunker's basement? The one with the "DO NOT OPEN" printed on the top? I need it for my plan.

- @breadcrumb-offical

Uh sure. It's still at mom's bunker's basement isn't it? I'll go fetch them for ya. After you pay for my next doctors appointment because if I actually carried the barrel my back would break into pieces. Idiot.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Hey dad, it's been a long time since we talked.

How're ya?

- @panko-offical

Good, how about you, Panko?

[panko-offical]

I'm doing good too, dad. I wanna talk to ya about something..

[breadcrumb-offical]

What do you wanna talk about?

[panko-offical]

I heard there's a new government, and that you're in charge of the NKVD.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, yes. I am.

[panko-offical]

Why? Did your views change?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Not certainly.

[panko-offical]

Answer the question.

[breadcrumb-offical]

I did, hon. Did you not understand me?

[panko-offical]

...I didn't..

Well, anyways! Uh, what're ya planning now?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Im just gonna wait. For the right time. For the right justification... So I can run my plan smoothly.

Even though I don't like to betray, it's needed for the greater good.

[panko-offical]

I don't get it. What betrayal are you even talking about, old man?

[breadcrumb-offical]

...you're funny, Panko. You'd get that from me? Hah.

[panko-offical]

Uh, whatever. I still don't understand ya.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Hey dad, it's been a long time since we talked.

How're ya?

- @panko-offical

Good, how about you, Panko?

[panko-offical]

I'm doing good too, dad. I wanna talk to ya about something..

[breadcrumb-offical]

What do you wanna talk about?

[panko-offical]

I heard there's a new government, and that you're in charge of the NKVD.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, yes. I am.

[panko-offical]

Why? Did your views change?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Not certainly.

[panko-offical]

Answer the question.

[breadcrumb-offical]

I did, hon. Did you not understand me?

[panko-offical]

...I didn't..

Well, anyways! Uh, what're ya planning now?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Im just gonna wait. For the right time. For the right justification... So I can run my plan smoothly.

Even though I don't like to betray, it's needed for the greater good.

[panko-offical]

I don't get it. What betrayal are you even talking about, old man?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Hey dad, it's been a long time since we talked.

How're ya?

- @panko-offical

Good, how about you, Panko?

[panko-offical]

I'm doing good too, dad. I wanna talk to ya about something..

[breadcrumb-offical]

What do you wanna talk about?

[panko-offical]

I heard there's a new government, and that you're in charge of the NKVD.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, yes. I am.

[panko-offical]

Why? Did your views change?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Not certainly.

[panko-offical]

Answer the question.

[breadcrumb-offical]

I did, hon. Did you not understand me?

[panko-offical]

...I didn't..

Well, anyways! Uh, what're ya planning now?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Hey dad, it's been a long time since we talked.

How're ya?

- @panko-offical

Good, how about you, Panko?

[panko-offical]

I'm doing good too, dad. I wanna talk to ya about something..

[breadcrumb-offical]

What do you wanna talk about?

[panko-offical]

I heard there's a new government, and that you're in charge of the NKVD.

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ah, yes. I am.

[panko-offical]

Why? Did your views change?

[breadcrumb-offical]

Not certainly.

[panko-offical]

Answer the question.