Clumsy Robot

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[clumsyrobot]

the hours before a 3 day weekend are always the longest 🫠

[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

[ghostofava]

maybe if you fucked me like it’s the only thing keeping you alive you’d feel better

[cringe-sonicoc]

Miss the days of youtube's like/dislike bar but think it could be enhanced so I've implemented a system on this post that automatically determines how you favor this post using various magical methods-

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87% of users Dislike this post

[cringe-sonicoc]

Wait no

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71% of users Dislike this post

There is 1 🔪 killer 20 miles away

[cringe-sonicoc]

I've decided to turn off the like/dislike bar

There is 1 🔪 killer 5 miles away

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[bestiolin]

young lee

[l-ile]

[dickstolebyanalien]

(desperate for cock voice) im not desperate for cock

[podracer]

Dune if I was in charge

[sabinewrens]

seeing everyone else playing Pokopia

[gamingisalifestyle]

[4ngelcumcle4n]

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[catchymemes]

[gaybookboy]

If you haven't shown me your cock I wanna see it, and if you have shown it to me I wanna see it again