[silent night plays hauntingly in the bg]

Andrew James  C̶l̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶b̶u̶c̶k̶ Lincoln. Perpetually confused is an understatement. || glittcrbeard

[clvtterbuck]

heyyyy friends i’d love some plots. if you could be so kind as to like this i’ll come bother you. xxx

[clvtterbuck]

I’ll send messages as soon as my company leaves! Soooo if anyone else wants to plot….

[funnytwittertweets]

[clvtterbuck]

heyyyy friends i’d love some plots. if you could be so kind as to like this i’ll come bother you. xxx

[clvtterbuck]

I enjoy it immensely when people my own age complain about their children’s etiquette or lack thereof. Excuse me, are you aware who raised them? I can trace back every irritating thing my children do to a learned behaviour and it should be used as a learning tool for everyone involved instead of a put down.

[clvtterbuck]

I think I’ll become a crazy plant man with plants that have names and an herb garden and I’ll tell people things like, “Oh, have you fallen ill? I have an herb for that!”

[clvtterbuck]

"Really? You haven't watched Sons of Anarchy?" - My friend

"Yeah, I haven't watched that show either..."  - his three year old daughter who doesn't want me to feel left out

[clvtterbuck]

Hello, internet. I’m Andy but you may recognise me better with cue cards in my hands or a sheriffs deputy badge and a colt python on my waist. Instead you get me with a camera whilst a man who knows how to use the camera better than me taking a photo of me pretending to be him! For money! All in a day’s work, as they say. All that aside, I’ve got a tendency to put my foot in my mouth so if YOU have a tendency to be a bit sadistic you can mock me for this fact at glittcrbeard.

[poeticallybitter]

there's really nothing more attractive than kindness

[grotesquehorse]

stop casting famous people for romance movies

[grotesquehorse]

stop casting famous people in movies

[uh0-deactivated20240308]

stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. "sorry can't legally come to work today, I'm the new batman"

[phleb0tomist]

i love the news. this is from a real article

[garrettandoscarsgirlblog]

[killtheteendream]

In 2010 I prayed to live in a time when Taio Cruz’s Dynamite was no longer playing on the radio, and now in 2022 I’d fall to my knees in tears if I had the chance to go back  

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

You’re so delicious as a concept, but as a real person I worry for you

Thanks

[orpheusdrinkinga40inadeathbasket]

[musicgamingwrestling-deactivate]

Natural - S Club 7

[ohevoyev]

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

[jakesullypussyhair]