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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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Love Begins
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@clydesandershq
daxneal:
“Dude, I feel the same way. You gotta admit he has funny lines even when he is doing terrible shit. He’s seriously one of the most underrated horror villains.”
“He really is.” He nodded and laughed.” Have you heard that chucky was based on a real life doll, the doll looks nothing like him and story is way creepier, i will never go on that side of youtube again.”
daxneal:
“Dude. Chucky is truly a savage. He didn’t even realize when he said his parents were probably hiding. Damn, that movie is so underrated.”
He laughed.” That movie is super hilarious and Chucky will forever be a legend, i mean his humor makes you not hate him for all the shit his does.”
daxneal:
“No way, dude. I know they were trying to make the Seed Of Chucky scary, but it’s hilarious.”
“i know especially roasting his damn child, he looks like he hit every branch on the ugly tree.”
Am i the only one who cracks the fuck up when chucky roasts his own son in seed of chucky?
dsydng:
she tilts her head slightly to the side to peer at the clock behind their teacher’s head and furrows her eyebrows. “you count twenty-five minutes as almost over?” she chortles, and tries (but fails) to suppress it. the teacher frowns and shakes her head at daisy. she lowers her head as the teacher continues on and side glances clyde. “i cannot… i truly cannot…”
“It’ll be over before you know it.” He ignores the teacher and just continues with his work, sighing and he knew any minute that class would be over, he would be able to make it through.
TEXT \\ Clyde S
Blake: ????
Clyde: i feel like using again
princessleiak:
“Call me that again and I’ll break your neck. You’re also still wrong. Do you even know what the word barely means? You can google it if you’d like. Pornhub will back me up on this.”
“Whatever, good luck with that.” He shrugged.” We can agree to disagree.” He didn’t want it to get nastier so he just gave up on the pointless argument.
TEXT \\ Clyde S
Blake: hey bro...all good?
Clyde: not really
princessleiak:
“Except it is. Are you dumb? Barely legal is someone who just turned eighteen. Hence the term ‘barely’. It’s the most popular porn category so you of all people should understand the concept pretty well.”
“No sweetheart barely legal is 17 and legal is 18, get your facts right before you come at me stupid. What fucking planet do you even come from. When you’re 18 your legal for sex with someone over the age of 18.”
princessleiak:
“Excuse you. He could very much be my age and barely legal is still legal.”
“Barely legal is not legal, are you dumb?”
📱text
Ash: Nah, I'm good
Ash: David's meeting up with me and I just got finished at the Palace with Leia
Ash: appreciate it though
Clyde: no problem
“I need your advice. I met this guy the other day and he’s really hot and friendly and great in bed and I don’t know if I should call him. I don’t usually talk to one night stands, so this is really new to me. I tried making a list of pros and cons; so far the top pro is that he makes the best waffles I’ve ever had and the top con is that he has a two year old…”
“How old are you exactly and how old is he?” He asked curiously.” If you’re barely legal you should wait since they’ll be serious consequences for him and that wouldn’t be cool. You can’t do anything from jail so i’ll say wait or don’t call him at all.”
📱text
Ash: Yea, I guess
Ash: In the meantime, I'll be over at the junk yard burning up this past summer's leftover fireworks
Clyde: do you need some company?
📱text
Ash: maybe
Ash: i sure hope so
Ash: if not... well, i guess i'll be back where i started
Clyde: i know how it feels, break up hurts
Clyde: i'm sure it'll be fine
📱text
Ash: Em and I decided to go on a break
Ash: fml
clyde: oh i'm sorry man, it's just a break
clyde:things will work out
“I have breath mints, gum, and chapstick. So you have no excuse to not let me kiss you. Aside from personal space or whatever, but if you’re participating in this Hell Fest, you’ve got to shed those inhibitions sooner rather than later. Long story short, I need to catch up on points, and I’m desperate.”
He didn’t mind kissing a pretty girl such as herself so agreed with a nod.” Sure, I’ll kiss you.” He chewed on his piece of gum, it was good to know she had fresh breath and so did he, Hygiene was important to him.
📱text
Ash: as per usual, i fucked things up
Ash: Dairy's?
Ash: or hell... I probably need to go to the Palace right now
Clyde: what happened?
