@cmarthad1-blog - Tumblr Blog

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

heydr-k

Good

toastbutteregg

im thinking of different scenarios to go with this

like preparing him the coffee then later on entering the room and introducing yourself as the regional reports manager

but either way this is gold

7172626728388918928292991972-de

im a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

hi

hahahaha i keep on saying that i’m back but i never actually come,,, n e ways HOW IS EVERYONE

omg it’s been a while, is anyone still here

lilabard

@acotarnet event 1 favourite character: get to know the members + melissa ↳ feyre archeron

I was not prey any longer, I decided as I eased up to that door. And I was not a mouse. I was a wolf.

weavemama

Melanie Martinez was just accused of rape by her ex-friend and it is absolutely horrifying. NOBODY should be defending her sick actions, I don’t care if she’s your favorite artist. I know it can be hard to accept the fact your fav did this, but the victim also gets put first. The story is way too detailed for it to be fake. Melanie Martinez is a rapist, and she needs to be held accountable.