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Okay, I've run out of time but here's my (non)comprehensive breakdown of Goncharov (1973) after two hours of scrolling the tag. Tag me in stuff you think should be added here, or send them my way otherwise. Especially if you find the original posts for any of these facts!

(Note for the uninitiated: This is about the fake film Goncharov (1973) that we as a collective came up with, feel free to come up with your own crazy ideas about the film. It is not real, we're all just enjoying ourselves.)

Basics:

Goncharov (1973) Written by Matteo JWHJ0715 Produced by Domenico Procacci Directed by Martin Scorsese Composed by Alexander Lasaranko (by @we-arerevolutionary here)

Originally had a 9 hour long director's cut Original film was about 3 and a half hours long.

Returning to theaters for a limited time (by @huffy-the-bicycle-slayer here) 40th Anniversary Restoration (by @jpegchacek here) 50th Anniversary Remake (by @weijiangling here) -Starring Adam Driver, Florence Pugh, Misha Collins Remastered & Restored in 4k (by @dollopheadsandclotpoles here)

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The biggest reason the war on "Happy Holidays" is dumb as fuck is that even in a strictly Christian context, the holidays in question are Christmas and New Year's.

Even the most carefully sheltered religious ignoramous who's never heard of Diwali or Chanukah HAS heard of New Year's Day. You know—that thing that happens a week after Christmas? That's often a government-mandated statutory holiday? Where all the calendars change? So close to Christmas that many businesses, schools, and other institutions often take the days between them off too?

It's so absolutely clear that the grown adults peddling this crap are making something up to get angry about, because Christians have been wishing each other Happy Holidays for centuries. (Twelve whole days of Christmas, and extra events like Epiphany or Feast of the Innocents, too! These days we even get Second Christmas, for the Julian calendar folks!)

They're not angry about "erasing Christmas". Christmas is indelible. They're angry at having to acknowledge literally any other religion as having a right to exist, more or less. They want to live in a theocracy, while simultaneously saying that religious oppression would be terrible if it happened... to them.

I'm so goddamn sick of it. Of people who ask "Which holidays?" as if it's some sort of sick burn, not something that can slide from moderate inanity through to actively bigoted malice.

Keep Christ in Christmas?

Great idea. You start. Love your neighbour and shut the fuck up.

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#please sir?#Christmas??

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Thomas chuckles. “Ah, yes, well at the time I wasn’t quite used to CJ being so… vocal. When we lost touch, he was still mute.” He flick his gaze over to his brother, smiling at the father son duo. Jazz was so young, not eve legal to drink yet in this country, and yet here he was ready to start a life, a family of his own. “Used to be I was the only one he would talk to, seems like I’m tho only one he won’t talk to now. But that’s all in the past. So tell me about yourself Jake.” He’s gotta make sure Jake’s worthy of marrying his little brother.

Chandler, who’s slowly starting to get his charisma back, laughs. “I’m English,” he says like it’s the only explanation he needed. “There’s not really much of a reason for me to hide anyth-thing, not when I have a younger sister, and a psychologist for a m-m-m-m-mother.” Jazz runs his hand over Spencer’s head, playing with the curls at the collar of his shirt. “Cam’s not bad. He’s lucky he’s had Cam as his best friend.” Jazz catches Andromeda when she starts to fall and hands her back to a grabby Spence. “Uh oh, bug, you’re not supposed to drop your elephant.” He chuckles again. A few months earlier and she would’ve been dead on, but since they’ve gotten Spence in their lives, he’s certainly stepped up. A lot. “I’m currently in between jobs, unfortunately. As I said, I used to be Emerson’s personal assistant, until she quit. But once Cam opens his bakery sometime in the coming weeks, I’ll be working there. Right now I get to spend a lot of time with my family. Some of it with my band as well. What about you?” he asks, wanting to turn the tables a bit.

Jake listens intently to what Thomas has to say. He’s interested in hearing Jazz’s brother out because he didn’t get a chance to the last time he saw him. He realizes in that moment that he’s genuinely interested in getting to know Jazz’s family, that he wants to be involved in as many aspects of his fiancé’s life as possible. He wants to be impressive to Chandler’s family, even if he’s not sure how good of terms Jazz and his brother are on. “Kind of seems like there’s a lot for me to get to know about you too, the way Jazz was screaming at you the last time I saw you,” he says, a little bit defensive even though he wants to make a good impression. “But, as for me, I’m an aspiring paramedic. I’ve finished my classes to become a certified EMT, but I’m still on the hunt for a job. What I really want to do is marry the hell out of that man over there and become a doctor in an emergency room or trauma center. Why bother with small talk when you can talk about big dreams, right?” He shrugs, looking over at Jazz and Spencer.

Juliette kind of feels bad about how much Jazz is stuttering. She feels like she’s making him more anxious than he needs to be, but at the same time, she’s a Keaton. She’s tough when she needs to be, and she’s not going to crack now. Not when she needs to judge the man who is going to be marrying her brother. She’s protective over Jake in the same way he’s protective over her, so while she understands and feels bad, she’s not going to coddle Jazz. It is admittedly adorable that he calls Spence “bug”, and that he takes such good care of the kid. She can tell they have a very special bond, that Jazz considers Spencer his son even though they aren’t related by blood. “Cam is…well, how do you sum up Cam? He’s an acquired taste. A little bit annoying with his moments of being a decent person. Fun to party with. Definitely Jake’s type. I mean, in like, a friend way now.” She laughs, her eyes wandering to Spence again.

“So, you really do cook all of the food then? And you bake too?” Juliette asks, and she seems satisfied with his answer. Of course Jake would gravitate towards a baking musician with a British accent and looks like Chandler has. She’s starting to see that this kid is a pretty great match for her brother. “What kind of instruments do you play? And what genre of music? Are you any good? I probably should’ve lead with that question.” She pauses for a careful breath, not a huge fan of divulging too much information about herself. It’s a trait she and Jake share. “I work with kiddos like this little guy. Take care of them while their parents are busy with work and try to teach them a thing or two.”

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Thomas was honestly surprised that the man in front of him had such a world-changing dream. He figured Jake would want to do something like his little brother had always wanted. Something he had a very slim chance of succeeding at. And he says as much to Jake. "But an emergency Doctor, that's good. My brother is quite accident prone, or was when he was little. That could've changed. Does CJ still want to be a rockstar? I remember he was always playing an instrument any chance he could.”

Jazz is starting to relax in Juliette’s presence. She’s still very no nonsense, but he’s starting to see more and more similarities between the siblings and he finds that endearing. Spence is less fussy now too, though he’s glancing around for his daddy. He laughs at her summation of Cam. “That’s very fitting. He’s definitely an acquired taste. But if he pays half as well as Emerson, that leaves Jake free to worry about finishing EMT school and where he’s going to start for his doctorate.”

Jazz nods brushing a hand over Spence’s head. “Yeah. I don’t mind really. I’m settling into this role of house wife.” He chuckles. “I’m very good,” he says, knowing exactly what he’s capable of. “I can play pretty much anything with strings. Violin, piano, guitar, drums. Bit of everything.” Jazz perks up as she tells him about her job. “What school? Once I go back to work, We’ll have to put Spence in daycare or preschool. But if that’s what you do for a living, I’m sure you know which places are best in the area.”