Superfluous Suspenders

I have too many sideblogs

[thememedaddy]

[cervidcel]

nice blog! have they diagnosed you?

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

You ever think about what differentiates us from the enemy?

[m3n4c3v35537]

possession of the mandate of heaven, surely

[c-o-u-g-a-r]

Beautiful gorgeous creature of the day is a friendly squid

[raccoonpicnic]

So, listen, I'm not usually the "did a squid write this" guy, but this article is about how these massive predators aren't dangerous and also aren't very nutritious, so I really gotta wonder about this one

[the-actual-ocean]

Ocean announcement:

dont worry about it

[cuprohastes]

Squid is made for hugging. Let squid hug baby, tentacled good for hug baby…

[earth222mary]

No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

[spagetdomain]

i hate you

[brucebocchi]

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[zvaigzdelasas]

Sure since adopting self checkout they got rid of 99% of grocery workers and if something goes wrong you gotta just stand there for 20 minutes while the employee managing 30% of the store singlehandedly tries to juggle helping you with their other responsibilities. But at least groceries are less expensive now right. Why are you trying to whisper in my ear I have a girlfriend

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

the stores are flithy and disorganized and I've run into expired products on more than one occasion and there's often a grand total 3 employees for a 5000 square foor supermarket doing their best but at least they paying those guys well with plenty of benefits. folks I just recieved a memo

[doctorwhogifs]

[hollow-keys]

ID: A gif of the Fourth Doctor tearing off the current day (July 6th) from one of those tear off calendars only to reveal the day underneath is July 6th as well.

[maxing-and-prolapsing]

[maxing-and-prolapsing]

after six years on this hellhole, my legacy will be blowing a minion’s asshole out

[dandelion--honey]

Thoughts re: masturbating on the clock?

Nice try, HR

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

[dwagom]

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

[cannibalcaprine]

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

[cue-jay]

[transwrongs]

[joudama]

Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

[bbyyygirl]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

the original tweet got deleted but i promise you this was really funny

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i found it

[haveievermentioned]

Thankfully it’s been clarified it was a divorce.