his pussy tastes like pepsi-cola

CM Punk's gynæcologist

[cmgirlie]

BREAKING NEWS: CM Punk has just updated his instagram stories

[dilf-in-peril]

why is Punk censoring his feet now wtf who told him

[dilf-in-peril]

Oh I know it's one of them girlies that showed him his wikifeet page

[cmgirlie]

so malakai got released from the the fed in april and no one even told me huh

[cmgirlie]

anyways. if i were in a room with hunter and antony and had a gun with a single bullet id make sure im perfectly lined up

[cmgirlie]

so malakai got released from the the fed in april and no one even told me huh

[cmgirlie]

it's not so much that i'm trying to be funny writing fic it's more that i just can't help acknowledging the inherent absurdity of these situations

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW COLLISION • Aug. 8, 2026

[doctorworm]

too many shiny bald guys in wrestling these days not enough guys clinging to their hair for dear life. that gives you so much more variety in looks

[d-lanx]

[princedevitt]

[cmgirlie]

and i still dont know if that's a beauty mark or a piercing on jake's nose

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW DYNAMITE • July 29, 2026

[mjfass]

Oh.

[cmgirlie]

danny on his interview saying TK is "the biggest wrestling fan in the world" and that he "watches everything" makes a lot of sense to me tbh. that is the booking of a man lacking taste and discernment

[cmgirlie]

which is why all wrestling should be booked by Me, A Guy who Barely Likes Wrestling

[rickrude]

[mjfass]

Hey, hey, smile. Remember that Yuta won a match yesterday.

[cmgirlie]

danny on his interview saying TK is "the biggest wrestling fan in the world" and that he "watches everything" makes a lot of sense to me tbh. that is the booking of a man lacking taste and discernment

[survivingtheasylum]