Criminal Minds Incorrect Quotes

The Criminal Minds characters as things that my friends and I have either said or overheard // Language warning! // Check pinned post for further info

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AHHHH i’m late (i’m at 333 now!!) but THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 300 FOLLOWERS!! that’s absolutely insane lmao

since these are all made up of exchanges between my friends and i, i haven’t been able to post as frequently as i would like to due to the fact that i just moved. so, i thought i’d invite you guys to feel free to send me any funny quotes if you’d like me to post them on here! i’ll continue posting the ones i come up with, of course, but i thought i’d make it known that my dms are open! :D

also, feel free to check out my other blogs:

- @talltreesandtallbuildings , my main blog where i just post whatever

- @livingthroughfanfiction , where i reblog fanfiction/fanart/gifs that i like (mostly criminal minds but not exclusively)

- @spencersstrawberryjello , where i post my own fan fictions (again, currently there’s only criminal minds stuff on there but i’m leaving it open if i write anything else that i wanna post)

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Happy 2 Year Anniversary to this blog that I literally haven’t posted on in ages I’m glad to see you guys are still enjoying these silly little posts

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alright bye bye for now everybody

maybe I'll be back, maybe I won't

gotta keep you on your toes

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Morgan, going to breakfast with Spencer: You and me kid, we're going places. Mainly IHOP.

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Emily, going out to the bars with the girls: We have pepper spray and completely unwarranted confidence.

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*Emily and Garcia planning a girl's trip together*

Garcia: What would you do to get to Hilton Head?

Emily, without hesitation: Suck a dick.

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Spencer to Emily, while they're on a case on the beach: Please, stop describing the waves as throbbing.

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Emily: You look like you haven't scissored.

JJ (who was lying): I HAVE AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

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Emily while the whole team is doing online quizzes together: The BDSM test is diagnosing you a bottom.

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Garcia: My tits are an experience.

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Emily, on the phone with Garcia on a case: Text me when you start pissing and I'll start pissing!

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Emily, standing out in the sun on a case: Edging myself but with heatstroke and not orgasms

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Emily, joking around about Stranger Things with the team: Is this: Eleven from Stranger Things?

Spencer, exasperated: I DON'T KNOW

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Emily, talking to Garcia about comedy: John.

Garcia, confused: Like the Bible??

Emily, shaking her head: Mulaney.

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and yes, I have come back to this blog for one night and one night only, I'm planning on dumping a whole bunch of new incorrect quotes and disappearing again, so enjoy lmaoooo

(if anyone was curious, I don't watch criminal minds anymore, but my friends all still say plenty of weird shit that I think people would find funny so here we are)

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Morgan, sending someone into the field: Alright, which one of you has a full bladder and nothing to lose?

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Spencer, getting increasingly more frustrated: You can't Schrodinger your grandma, IS SHE DEAD OR NOT??