Because real news matters.

Because Kim Kardashian's divorce is more important than your boo getting shot.

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I heard Chris Humphries was suing Kim Kardashian for Fraud. If you ask me...he should be suing for this video making him look like a bigger dick face. 

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Oh cmon! Like I'd i want to pet a scary ass pit bull, over eating tasty baby nuggets? 

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Has the music industry failed us? F**k yeah! But there's hope!

Every morning I wake up and turn the radio on, and always either hear Drake, Lil Wayne, Maroon 5, or some other overplayed goober. Now as much as i'd like to put most of the blame on the radio stations, I just cant. 

I look at the record labels and hear and see all the trash they spoon feed to the public. They cram it so far down our throats, that were forced to eventually start thinking Lil Wayne sings like Michael Bolton. I mean damn, Adele finally got her plate served and she's been around for a few years, and Mac Miller, or even Trip Effect. 

So many good talents go far below the radar, but its because the record labels feel these talents "wont sell" . Well record labels...screw you! For once I would appreciate hearing a song on the radio that i actually like that i can relate to. No I cant relate to Justin Beibers "baby baby baby ooooo" Because i'm not a 10 year old girl, and i actually like songs with meaning. 

Sure i can just download music and play it in my ride, but then all of you would be missing the point i'd like to get across...and if you already missed....LAAWWWD GEEBUS help us all!

I shouldn't have to wait til 2am to listen to "new artists", because truthfully by that time i'm already hammered and wont remember shit. So out of anger i started attending local open mics and concerts, and even checking out facebook pages for artists i thought were news worthy. 

Now it took me sometime to remember, but after watching Transformers i remembered and came across this feller. 

Megagone is the name. 

i cant really put my finger on what i like about this guys style. The beats can be heavy and dope, then he can take it down a notch to something more of a Downtown LA lounge type of level. lyrically, I can probably trip out trying to figure out what some of the songs mean, because they can get pretty deep.

Artistic style is more Rap/Techno/Electronica/Dubstep. Sounds intimidating , but actually comes together quite nicely. I'm not sure how far Megagone will go, but hopefully far enough because i'm defiantly liking what i'm hearing. For example check this track out on his SoundCloud. 

http://soundcloud.com/megagone/sun-odyssey-by-megagone

And if you wanna know more about the artist, check out his facebook page @

https://www.facebook.com/MEGAGONE 

He seems to update it often with new tracks and pics, like the one i just jacked for my blog. 

Well now that i've ranted and left you with some fresh music for you ears, soul, mind and heart....Go listen! 

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What a bitch...or bitches?

I um..dont even know what to say...other than she must have had some ugly tities to make this kid stay soft. 

Pretty much i assume the tramp on the left was the one who asked her 17 year old guy pal to come over her house. Little did the little guy know, Smiley had a 24 year old horny ass sis who wanted some twins....and no not Twinkies...like full on babies. When our 17 year old stud refused......they grabbed his ding dong with pliers..ouch! 

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McDonalds is apparently getting rid of the Anaconda meat they use, for our McDoubles. Mmmm...Anaconda meat. 

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Wrastling: A real mans sport.

I know what your saying..."wrestling is fake" Well so is your soul! :) 

I have to admit, id really haven't watched much of WWF (yes...with the F). But since CM Punks pipe bomb shoot on the company itself back in mid 2011, its really sparked my interest. So much that i keep tabs on it every other hour. 

Sure you get these hardcore fanatics that crush Vince McMahon and the creative team for not giving them what they want.. "OMG @Ziggler best heel ever, deserves to be champ!" Dude....fuck off much? The WWE/F tells a story and has plans for their top talent. Not only does it tell a great story half the time, but its a shit load of action and fun. And the diva's! Eve Torres being my favorite...have you seen that nice set of eye balls?

Look whatever. WWE will long be here even after UFC fades away, Boxing eventually dies and mayweather/manny with them (two of the most pussiest tough guys ever!" and even after every other shitty fox sitcom gets canceled...Thats right..i'm talking to you "Oliver Beene" 

Sure its silly. Two oily men wrestling in speedos, jumping like fairies, and beating each other with forceless punches. Its Jersey Shore for men, but without the HIV. I happen to really enjoy it, and I give Kudos to VinnyMac for getting my attention again. 

If your not to embarrassed to watch it with your girl or pals, check it out again. Guys like CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Dolph Ziggler, The Miz, and Sheamus will remind you of how cool it was to watch back in the Attitude Era. Sure you might be out of tune with whats going on, but all you need to know is that John Cena still sucks, and Undertaker is still alive. 

Booyaka Booyaka! 

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Damn that's hateful!

The evil semen spoon feeder strikes again! OK OK , there really isn't any room to make light of this. LA just keeps getting in the news for the wrong reasons. This recent case involves Mark "Sticky Mouth" Berndt. This sick bastard was arrested and charged with molesting, gagging, and yes...spoon feeding semen to children. 

Now the WTF moment of this article is where it states the kids didn't like the taste. Of course they didn't like the devils salty meat mucus! 

Speedy recovery for these kids, because they are seriously gonna need Dr. Phil for the next few years.