Old Man Punk

RP account.Straight Edge Mixed Martial Artist with the UFC. Tattooed motherfucker, a geriatric who's salty as fuck. A heckler of strippers and a scholar of sarcasm.

[chucktaylorchick]

@cmxphil BATSY

[cmxphil]

What’s crackin’, Ape?

[chucktaylorchick]

Currently assuming the roll as mattress…how have you been?

[cmxphil]

Funny you should ask, I am also pretending to be a mattress or similarly motionless object in which children and dogs fall asleep.

[melanya123]

[chucktaylorchick]

@cmxphil BATSY

[cmxphil]

What's crackin', Ape?

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

when ur a dumbass but ur dating someone who loves u anyways

[cmxphil]

Good to see Paul putting over the young guys. That man is such a martyr.

[luchaxgirl]

Eh, I still have a bone to pick with him but he is pretty great with the young talents.

[cmxphil]

As my lady wife you must agree with me in all things.

[cmxphil]

Good to see Paul putting over the young guys. That man is such a martyr.

[explicitshieldviolence-rp]

I need a nurse.

[chucktaylorchick]

Let’s get ya to the trainers ‘cause the most I can do is hold a bag of ice and kiss your face.

[explicitshieldviolence-rp]

way better than the medical staff just ask @cmxphil

[cmxphil]

Careful, you’ll get your ass sued.

[chucktaylorchick]

@cmxphil

HOME! ;-;

[cmxphil]

It was hella fun, you should’ve been there ;)

[chucktaylorchick]

You’re making me homesick,Batsy

[cmxphil]

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

[chucktaylorchick]

WHY MUST YOU BE EVIL

[cmxphil]

.... Because it's fun?

[melanya123]

[melanya123]

[melanya123]

[melanya123]

[melanya123]

[xxitsclobberintimex]

[cmxphil]

He’s no Bayley. The bromace is safe .

[xxitsclobberintimex]

[xxitsclobberintimex]

[chucktaylorchick]

@cmxphil

HOME! ;-;

[cmxphil]

It was hella fun, you should’ve been there ;)

[chucktaylorchick]

You’re making me homesick,Batsy

[cmxphil]

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!