Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
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Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
2026
fix ur sleep schedule
read fucked up books
watch fucked up movies
dance in the kitchen
learn one hard truth
drink more water
say no faster
let people misunderstand you
leave earlier when my intuition whispers “girl…”
learn a dead language
learn restraint
learn indulgence
refuse emotional illiteracy
FOLLOW JOY
fix my sleep schedule again, because growth is cyclical and i’m human
I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-
if anyone sees me being manipulated by a 40-60yo woman, do NOT intervene. i am right where i need to be in life.
you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL
so much of life is needing to pee. enough already
IM SOAKED.
I feel like I’m missing something that everyone else has
[muttering to myself as I rifle through ancient tomes and scrolls] girl on girl... girl on girl... [getting increasingly agitated] where is it. WHERE IS IT!!! DAMN AND BLAST!!! [throws a dagger across the room, slitting my lackey's throat and embedding in the center of a mural of a lily flower. the flower depresses into the wall, and an unseen mechanism begins to click. the wall opens up, revealing rows of shelves stacked high with dusty old tomes.] [I walk into the room, kicking my lackey's corpse out of the way] [I pick up a book and leaf through it] [it's yaoi]
Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand
If you see this animal every day at work, and it sings to you during your hardest bouts of labor, you will be distraught if it dies. Even if you know this creature is meant to die in lieu of you, you still hear it when the labor is at its hardest and your muscles are struggling against the weight of your work. It is so small, smaller than your soot-stained hands and louder than the death that follows you. You dont want it to die. The same as a woman does not want her candle to run out ; she knows that is the point, its flame is meant to burn the wick and melt the wax ; but she is not indifferent to its wasting away. She may even save her favorite candle as not to burn it too quickly. Now imagine you are that woman, and there is a way to rebuild your favorite candle that you love the smell of and the way it flickers. Would she rather throw her candle out? Or would she rebuild it? That is a canary to these miners. Would you allow an animal to just die when it has been singing for you? It reminds you that it is alive, and you are too. Its stop of song signifies the lethal danger you are in. Why abandon it? Is the miners' love for a little bird really that surprising?
Why does this read as though written by a coal miner of the era in which a canary was needed.
Because time is an illusion and love is infinite
Dating is so hard, especially because everyone expects you to date. Like, I feel like everyone in the world is squawking and flapping their wings trying to attract a mate and i’m just trying to find a pretty rock on the shore that I can hold out in my hand as I walk around hoping someone notices it and goes “wow, cool rock!” but like I really don’t want to have the option of asking if they would like my pretty rock and instead I want them to be like, “Yeah, that’s my rock now” and then I don’t have to worry about it anymore.
Is it?
no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse
add another clove of garlic im not driving